i only come when i'm on top ;)
I know you are all scratching your heads going what??? but no this is actually M Night updating! Exciting isn't it?! I know I'm excited. Although that could be from the butt plug that Sammy put in me this morning before breakfast. He said that since it's the fourth of July he's going to be giving me my own fireworks show. Also something about naked flogging was mentioned and of course the ever present blueberry yogurt. Sob I love him so much sometimes I just want to fuck him raw with no lube so he feels my love over and over and over.
My new movie The Village is coming out in just two weeks! Mmmm pilgrim outfits and shiny buckles. Sammy makes me wear the pointed shoes while we're in bed because it gets him hot. On the last night of filming we decided to go at it doggy style in a corn field. Sammy tore a husk off with his bare teeth and then used the cob inside to defile me in the most romantic way I've ever been violated. It was so hot we made popcorn. Our sweat was the love salt and our combined man juice was all the butter we needed. It was delicious. God I am so lucky. My man is the best ever! But back to the movie before I get too excited again. *wink* So many great people in this movie I am such a great director. My new muse Joaquin Phoenix is the star and he shines so bright it's almost too painful to look at him. When I see him on the big screen all I can think about is that talented mouth and how much I love hearing my words come out of it....and me coming in it. Heehee! I'm naughty ;) Rockin' Ron Howard's daughter is in there too and all I can say is thank you Opie for teaching your daughter the ways of the casting couch. What a little tiger that one is, takes just after her dad. She's much more of a dominatrix though. Just thinking about us naked whilst she whips me to an inch of my life and Sammy fucks her with his Oscar has just made me blow my load. Feel free to take a tea break while I go and clean up.
Back!!!!! Sam walked in and decided to clean up for me. It was the sexiest thing I've seen in the past twenty minutes. He made fun of me for spoiling even more Jude's already spoiled shirt. I couldn't help it though. :-[ I won the shirt on a celebrity auction I bet Jude was surprised that I bid on it. We should talk soon baby I'd love to have you in one of my movies. Even just the homemade ones. ;) :-* I promise I will try my best to not cover your beautiful bird like neck in hickeys. That's a lie. It's the very first thing I would do before pushing you face down over the arm of my leather sofa and having my wicked way with you. It's so good to be a rich director!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!
God look at me getting so excited again. After I do all sorts of whirlwind promotions and finish up my round of comicons with the luscious, sexy and newly sober Nicholas Brendon I think I'm going to take my honey bunny smoochy woochy to the Galapagos Islands where we can be free and run naked with the turtles. I wonder if its illegal there to have a turtle orgy. Only one way to find out!
Happy fourth you sexy bitches! :-*
My new movie The Village is coming out in just two weeks! Mmmm pilgrim outfits and shiny buckles. Sammy makes me wear the pointed shoes while we're in bed because it gets him hot. On the last night of filming we decided to go at it doggy style in a corn field. Sammy tore a husk off with his bare teeth and then used the cob inside to defile me in the most romantic way I've ever been violated. It was so hot we made popcorn. Our sweat was the love salt and our combined man juice was all the butter we needed. It was delicious. God I am so lucky. My man is the best ever! But back to the movie before I get too excited again. *wink* So many great people in this movie I am such a great director. My new muse Joaquin Phoenix is the star and he shines so bright it's almost too painful to look at him. When I see him on the big screen all I can think about is that talented mouth and how much I love hearing my words come out of it....and me coming in it. Heehee! I'm naughty ;) Rockin' Ron Howard's daughter is in there too and all I can say is thank you Opie for teaching your daughter the ways of the casting couch. What a little tiger that one is, takes just after her dad. She's much more of a dominatrix though. Just thinking about us naked whilst she whips me to an inch of my life and Sammy fucks her with his Oscar has just made me blow my load. Feel free to take a tea break while I go and clean up.
Back!!!!! Sam walked in and decided to clean up for me. It was the sexiest thing I've seen in the past twenty minutes. He made fun of me for spoiling even more Jude's already spoiled shirt. I couldn't help it though. :-[ I won the shirt on a celebrity auction I bet Jude was surprised that I bid on it. We should talk soon baby I'd love to have you in one of my movies. Even just the homemade ones. ;) :-* I promise I will try my best to not cover your beautiful bird like neck in hickeys. That's a lie. It's the very first thing I would do before pushing you face down over the arm of my leather sofa and having my wicked way with you. It's so good to be a rich director!!! I LOVE MY LIFE!
God look at me getting so excited again. After I do all sorts of whirlwind promotions and finish up my round of comicons with the luscious, sexy and newly sober Nicholas Brendon I think I'm going to take my honey bunny smoochy woochy to the Galapagos Islands where we can be free and run naked with the turtles. I wonder if its illegal there to have a turtle orgy. Only one way to find out!
Happy fourth you sexy bitches! :-*