wine investment and hyena endowment

Aug 04, 2006 22:20

My sister was here this weekend. She and her husband are thinking about buying a vineyard in the
fingerlakes, so we went wine tasting as research. Stupidly, the one
that was for sale was the very last one we visited, so it all seemed
like quite a good idea at the time... Who knows what we would have
thought of it had we not been drinking since 11am that morning.

We also went to the Seneca park Zoo and saw a bunch of sleeping felines, stinky monkeys, dry elephants, and a hyena. I was hoping that the hyena would be the kind where the females have bigger penises than the males. Apparently it was not such a hyena. Either that, or it was just a very meagerly endowed male.

Speaking of which, I recently received spam with the headline, "if your penis could talk, it would ask for....!" The image struck me one of charming yet disturbing puppetry (or perhaps animation? claymation?)

spam, wine, sister, hyenas, genitalia

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