Meme from yerbrainondrugs
Cut for brevity.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A painting by Cezanne.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two, although only one is hooked up to cable, and I rarely turn it on.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nope.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My groceries when I walked home from Safeway.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No; I think it would make it harder to enjoy life.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Katharine
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
gray
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Of course; I'd be kissing a cute girl. The $100 would be incidental.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
At this point? Probably.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Probably, although I'd be embarrassed
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Nope.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
40 cents.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. No tub.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
one
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My friend Robert.
Q: Last person who called you?
Trey
Q: Person you hugged?
Mark
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
11
Q: Season?
Fall or spring
Q: Color?
Hmmm. Probably various shades of blue.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes.
Q: Mood?
Tired and wistful.
Q: Listening to?
The wind in the trees and the rain.
Q: Watching?
Nothing in particular.
Q: Worrying about?
My friends, my schoolwork.
Q: Wearing?
A denim skirt and a brown cotton and crochet shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Kitchen to feed the (yowling) cats.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Play Spore, see my Mom and brother again.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Very much so.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A painting by Cezanne.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two, although only one is hooked up to cable, and I rarely turn it on.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nope.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My groceries when I walked home from Safeway.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No; I think it would make it harder to enjoy life.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Katharine
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
gray
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Of course; I'd be kissing a cute girl. The $100 would be incidental.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
At this point? Probably.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Probably, although I'd be embarrassed
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Nope.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
40 cents.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. No tub.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
one
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My friend Robert.
Q: Last person who called you?
Trey
Q: Person you hugged?
Mark
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
11
Q: Season?
Fall or spring
Q: Color?
Hmmm. Probably various shades of blue.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes.
Q: Mood?
Tired and wistful.
Q: Listening to?
The wind in the trees and the rain.
Q: Watching?
Nothing in particular.
Q: Worrying about?
My friends, my schoolwork.
Q: Wearing?
A denim skirt and a brown cotton and crochet shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Kitchen to feed the (yowling) cats.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Play Spore, see my Mom and brother again.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Very much so.