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Like most things in life i have decided that marriage can be related to Baseball...the all american sport!
just follow me here....ok this started when i got a phone call from my mom the other night. I answered and she goes 'hey, i'm in jail' and then pauses like i'm supposed to say ohhh ok. lol so i was a bit stunned and honestly amused that my 36 yr old mother was in jail for vandalism...apparently her and her husband had gotten into another fight and she thought it would be a good idea to destroy everything he owns, haha don't mess with me, this woman's blood runs rampant through my veins. Man, i sure hope i get arrested when I am 36 except i hope its for something really cool like public drunkenness or something!! Every child's dream. Well, i guess you can say that it's not everyday that you are someone's 'one phone call' so i was telling lindsay about the incident and we decided this probably means she will get that critical 6th divorce...i wonder what the record is!? haha
ok so if you can't make it after 6, shouldn't there be a limit or something??...I decided that a good limit would be three...three strikes you're out...its worked well for baseball i think it would serve society good in marriage also. and if he beat you or something then he wouldn't could, he would be considered a 'ball'...and of course if it lasts it'd be a homerun...a grandslam would be if you made a homerun and all three of your kids also made homeruns...those should be rare in the world we reside....ok so three strikes and then you are condemned to the single life forever.