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[mndybrd2005]

LAYER ONE: On The Outside

• - Name: Amanda Nicole Byrd...although if i would have been born a boy...my name would have been Roger Woodrow Byrd the 3rd....damn that would have sucked! haha
• - Nickname: BYRDDD....or hey you...i answer to both
• - Born: yesterday
• - Birthplace: venice beach, California
• - Current Location: at my computer...duh
• - Eye Color: sometimes green, sometimes blue, it varies
• - Hair Color: brown, but i think i might dye it pink, what do you think?
• - Height: 8'1
• - Righty or Lefty: righty
• - Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!
  
  LAYER TWO: On The Inside
• - Your heritage: half chinese and half isreali and half eskimo pie
• - The shoes you wore today: the ones that are on my feet
• - Who you look like: me...duh
• - Your weakness: food....:-)
• - Your fears: LOVE
• - Your perfect pizza: major cheese...i'm talking like tons of cheese and light sauce....basically i like cheesy bread, lol
• - Goal you'd like to achieve: eat 5 bags of twizzlers in one sitting...yeah i know i set the bar pretty high for myself but i think i can handle it!

LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

• - Your most overused phrase on AIM: wanna cyber?
• - Your thoughts first waking up: what the hell am i doing??...go back to sleep quick and act like the alarm never went off!!!!
• - Your best physical feature: i have nice elbows
• - Your bedtime: 6 o'clock sharp...supper is at 4:30
• - Your most missed memory: missed memory??...wouldn't that mean i didn't have that memory anymore and therefore how would i know that i missed it??
  
  LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
• - Pepsi or Coke: coke is a joke
• - McDonalds or Burger King: birger king 
• - Single or group dates: singleeeeeee...i feel gay going on double dates
• - Adidas or Nike: nike!
• - Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
• - Cappuccino or coffee: neither....how about just candy
  
  LAYER FIVE: Do You?
• - Smoke: all the time...i think potheads are hott
• - Cuss: shit, why would anyone curse?
• - Sing: all the time....really loud in my car....stop making fun, you do it too
• - Have a crush: i like you!i think you're hot, wanna get married??
• - Think you've been in love: HAHAHAHA...thats all i have to say about that one 
• - Like high school: once again...HAHA
• - Want to get married: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
• - Believe in yourself: yes i do! very much, i can do anything i want
• - Get motion sickness: this one time i went deep sea fishing and i caught a shark and it pulled me in the water and grabbed my leg and shook me around and then i got back in the boat...yeah that made me a little motion sickness, but i ate that bitch for dinner so it was all good
• - Think you're attractive: i'm friggen gorgeous
• - Think you're a health freak: fast food all the way baby!!
• - Get along with your parents: we Tight like clothes on a puerto rican girl
• - Like thunderstorms: its a thrill, i hope i get struck by lightening one day and then i have hair liek kramer from seinfeld...wow that would be cool
• - Play an instrument: i can't even walk in a straight line, what would make you think i had enough coordination to play an instrument?!?

LAYER SIX: In the past month...

• - Drank alcohol: yeah dude, i get wasted like everyday
• - Done a drug: wooo weed rocks my socks!
• - Gone to the mall: no, shopping is bad
• - Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope but one time me and my lil bro ate an entire gallon of ice cream....i thought that was pretty impressive
• - Eaten sushi: i prefer my food cooked thanks
• - Been on stage: yeah i led a protest the other day to stop the war, i think we're really getting somewhere, i feel like i was heard
• - Gone skating: no, but i'm up for it if anyone feels the need to go!
• - Gone skinny dipping: this one time i got this crazy urge to go skinny dipping so i did and it was all good until i realized that i was in my neighbors pool and they called the cops on me and i got arrested but i met this guy in jail and he's my pen pal now, pen pals are cool
• - Dyed your hair: nope! all natural baby
• - Stolen anything: yeah...have you seen that awesome car i've been driving around the ville??...i definately stole it...its awesome! i know you are all jealous of how awesome my car is!
  
  LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
• - Played a game that required removal of clothing: sex! (the headlight game...not like actually having sex...just thought i'd clarify)
• - Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: dude, this one time...
• - Been caught "doing something": i plead the 5th
• - Been called a tease: the truth hurts
• - Gotten beaten up: yeah, and they stole my milk money too! jerks!
• - Shoplifted: aww i was hoping you wouldn't ask this question...i'm so ashamed of it, i don't even know why i did it, it was such a stupid thing to do and i would definately never do it again, but this one time when i was like 3 i took a lollypop...if you don't want to be friends with me anymore i'll understand, i don't want to be a bad influence on anyone. i just wish i could forgive myself.
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  LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
• - Age you hope to be married: HAHAHAHAHA
• - Numbers and Names of Children: HAHAHAHAHA
• - Describe your dream wedding: ok so should i just stop filling this part out??...none of this applies to me!!!!
• - How do you want to die: who the hell wants to die??? sickos!
• - What do you want to be when you grow up: i want to be that person that is the tole taker on the causeway when you are going towards mandeville, she's my idol, i just have to gain liek 200 lbs to get the job
• - What country would you most like to visit: australia!, they seem like pretty cool cats plus i've always wanted a pet kangaroo so i could have a good boxing buddy

LAYER NINE: In a partner

• - Best eye color: orange
• - Hair color: also orange...i like my men to match
• - Short or long hair: bald...damn thats a sexy look
• - Height: 4'3
• - weight: at least 200 lbs...theres got to be something to hold on to
• - Best articles of clothing: none...i prefer to live in a nudist colony
  
  LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
• - Number of people I could trust with my life: 1234567890
• - Number of CDs that I own: who actually counts that?
• - Number of piercings: 87...i'll give you $20 if you could guess where they all are
• - Number of tattoos: 3...yeah that one night i spent in jail i woke up and have a smiley on my knee....so i figured i had to get another one on the other knee to match and then i got one put on my toe b/c i thought it would be cool at the time...i still do
• - Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: well my name hasn't ever been in there but my undercover name "brittney spears" is in there all the time...you would think i was famous or something
• - Number of things in my past that I regret: nothing....theres no point in regretting something you can't change! oh wait, except that time i thought it'd be a good idea to play with that snake in our back yard...yeah i kinda regret that, it'd be nice to have feeling in my left leg again.

Ok so that was my random waste time activity of the day! hahaha, i think i lied on like 90% of that test...i did the same thing on my anthropology evaluation earlier too!! hahah, no more of that class!! hell yeah!!, hope everyone had a good day! i'm going shopping for my secret santa now! bye guys!