Final Happy Birthday greeting to Shiv
All three of my children have asked me to wish you a happy birthday (it's only 8:15 p.m. here, after all).
And Eldest Daughter (the one what you met) would like me to apologize to you for not being the 'shipper you might've liked. This is something she has no intention of apologizing to ME for, btw. I am in awe of your power.
Youngest Daughter is desperate to say something to you, but can't come up with anything pithy.
Middle Daughter -- like me -- is afraid to engage you in a battle of wits.
And Eldest Daughter (the one what you met) would like me to apologize to you for not being the 'shipper you might've liked. This is something she has no intention of apologizing to ME for, btw. I am in awe of your power.
Youngest Daughter is desperate to say something to you, but can't come up with anything pithy.
Middle Daughter -- like me -- is afraid to engage you in a battle of wits.