Day 04: Let's Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (4/31) [Homestuck]
Title: Let’s Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (4/31)
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters: Kanaya, Aranea, Meenah, Porrim | Aranea/Meenah
Rating: PG
Contains/Warnings: Humor, fish puns, and just Meenah in general. She’s pretty much all the warnings and contains you need. xD
Word Count: 747
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: Lala, troll girls learning about MMOM. YAY!
“If,” Kanaya says suddenly, blushing again, “I may offer a bit of a fun solution to your ‘dry’ spell?”
“Ain’t nuffin’ glubbing ‘dry’ about it, but ya know what I mean,” Meenah laughs. “Go on, gilly.”
“It’s against strict advisement on Karkat’s behalf, but he’s merely over-reacting to a very simple and natural thing for purposes I’ve yet to decipher,” Kanaya begins.
“Is it something to do with the human’s Merry Month of Masturbation?” Aranea asks.
“Oh, so you’re already aware of it?”
“Quite. It’s one of the many fascinating aspects of human society. Not as thrilling as the cherubs’ mating process, but quite an enjoyable event nonetheless.”
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters: Kanaya, Aranea, Meenah, Porrim | Aranea/Meenah
Rating: PG
Contains/Warnings: Humor, fish puns, and just Meenah in general. She’s pretty much all the warnings and contains you need. xD
Word Count: 747
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: Lala, troll girls learning about MMOM. YAY!
“If,” Kanaya says suddenly, blushing again, “I may offer a bit of a fun solution to your ‘dry’ spell?”
“Ain’t nuffin’ glubbing ‘dry’ about it, but ya know what I mean,” Meenah laughs. “Go on, gilly.”
“It’s against strict advisement on Karkat’s behalf, but he’s merely over-reacting to a very simple and natural thing for purposes I’ve yet to decipher,” Kanaya begins.
“Is it something to do with the human’s Merry Month of Masturbation?” Aranea asks.
“Oh, so you’re already aware of it?”
“Quite. It’s one of the many fascinating aspects of human society. Not as thrilling as the cherubs’ mating process, but quite an enjoyable event nonetheless.”