Day 03: Let's Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (3/31) [Homestuck]
Title: Let’s Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (3/31)
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters: Dave, Jade, John, Roxy, Karkat
Rating: PG13
Contains/Warnings: Humor, friendship, John being embarrassed by his ‘friends’ xD
Word Count: 752
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: John should probably keep his mouth shut in the future. xD
“Eh?” Roxy says, momentarily thrown off by the acronym just long enough for Dave to score a lucky shot at her spaceship, though it doesn’t go down. “What’s that?”
The boys exchange looks, blushing lightly as they silently debate who would explain it to her. They’re rescued from the task by a giggling Jade that has just snapped her laptop closed.
“The Merry Month of Masturbation, Rox! A whole month dedicated to the beauty of self-love!” Jade exclaims. “Karkat is such a prude, hehe.”
“Karkat’s not the only one,” Dave says, “I mentioned it to Sollux yesterday and he just made a face and said to stop fucking around. Like I fuck around all the time about such a beautiful thing about the joys of getting to intimately know your hand? Pft, trolls."
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters: Dave, Jade, John, Roxy, Karkat
Rating: PG13
Contains/Warnings: Humor, friendship, John being embarrassed by his ‘friends’ xD
Word Count: 752
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: John should probably keep his mouth shut in the future. xD
“Eh?” Roxy says, momentarily thrown off by the acronym just long enough for Dave to score a lucky shot at her spaceship, though it doesn’t go down. “What’s that?”
The boys exchange looks, blushing lightly as they silently debate who would explain it to her. They’re rescued from the task by a giggling Jade that has just snapped her laptop closed.
“The Merry Month of Masturbation, Rox! A whole month dedicated to the beauty of self-love!” Jade exclaims. “Karkat is such a prude, hehe.”
“Karkat’s not the only one,” Dave says, “I mentioned it to Sollux yesterday and he just made a face and said to stop fucking around. Like I fuck around all the time about such a beautiful thing about the joys of getting to intimately know your hand? Pft, trolls."