Day 02: Let's Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (2/31) [Homestuck]
Title: Let’s Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (2/31)
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters/Pairing: John and Karkat | John/Karkat
Rating: PG15
Contains/Warnings: Confused!John, paranoid!Karkat, humor, accidental stimulation, slashy vibes
Word Count: 837
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: Karkat really sucks at this whole 'make-sure-the-humans-don't-fap' thing. xD
“Grr, are you just trying to fucking distract me from my duties?”
“Seriously dude, I have no idea what you’re talking about anymore,” John admits, frowning slightly.
“Look you bulge licking, nook sniffer,” Karkat growls, “don’t go fucking manually manipulating yourself at all this month. Okay?”
John stares at the troll for exactly a minute before he bursts out laughing.
“Are you telling me not to jerk off?” John asks, because seriously, is he hearing this correctly?
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters/Pairing: John and Karkat | John/Karkat
Rating: PG15
Contains/Warnings: Confused!John, paranoid!Karkat, humor, accidental stimulation, slashy vibes
Word Count: 837
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: Karkat really sucks at this whole 'make-sure-the-humans-don't-fap' thing. xD
“Grr, are you just trying to fucking distract me from my duties?”
“Seriously dude, I have no idea what you’re talking about anymore,” John admits, frowning slightly.
“Look you bulge licking, nook sniffer,” Karkat growls, “don’t go fucking manually manipulating yourself at all this month. Okay?”
John stares at the troll for exactly a minute before he bursts out laughing.
“Are you telling me not to jerk off?” John asks, because seriously, is he hearing this correctly?