Day 01: Let’s Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (1/31) [Homestuck]
Title: Let’s Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then) (1/31)
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters/Pairing: Rose, Kanaya, Karkat, Dave, Jade | Rose/Kanaya
Rating: PG13
Contains/Warnings: Humor, crack, femslash, Karkat’s foul mouth
Word Count: 598
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: A full month of Homestuck shenanigans is at hand! I’ll probably write other stuff this month for mmom, but this is going to my main month-long project for it. Headers here will apply to current chapter, not the entirety of the fic. =) (Each chapter will be able to stand relatively okay alone, but the fuller, funnier, picture will be reading the fic in it's entirety.)
“No male-moobeastshitting me - is there such thing as a full month dedicated to manual manipulation in your human society?” he asks.
Smiling coyly, Rose nods. “I’m not sure whether or not the idea disturbs you, but yes, back on Earth we dedicate the entirety of May to the joys of masturbation.”
Kanaya flushes dark green at the news as Karkat snaps at the still giddy Dave and Jade.
“You sick fuckers will NOT partake in this tradition so long as we all live under one hive roof!”
“Aw, don’t be a spoil sport, Karkat!” Jade giggles.
Fandom: Homestuck
Characters/Pairing: Rose, Kanaya, Karkat, Dave, Jade | Rose/Kanaya
Rating: PG13
Contains/Warnings: Humor, crack, femslash, Karkat’s foul mouth
Word Count: 598
Summary:
What if 8 humans and 24 trolls lived all under one roof, and it was May, and the trolls had never heard of the Merry Month of Masturbation?
Answer: Absolute havoc.
A/N: A full month of Homestuck shenanigans is at hand! I’ll probably write other stuff this month for mmom, but this is going to my main month-long project for it. Headers here will apply to current chapter, not the entirety of the fic. =) (Each chapter will be able to stand relatively okay alone, but the fuller, funnier, picture will be reading the fic in it's entirety.)
“No male-moobeastshitting me - is there such thing as a full month dedicated to manual manipulation in your human society?” he asks.
Smiling coyly, Rose nods. “I’m not sure whether or not the idea disturbs you, but yes, back on Earth we dedicate the entirety of May to the joys of masturbation.”
Kanaya flushes dark green at the news as Karkat snaps at the still giddy Dave and Jade.
“You sick fuckers will NOT partake in this tradition so long as we all live under one hive roof!”
“Aw, don’t be a spoil sport, Karkat!” Jade giggles.