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Day 24: Lucky? (Star Wars, Mace Windu)
Star Wars, Mace Windu, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, 100 words, teen and up, not mine. Crack. Just crack. I can't explain it any better than that.
“In shock, you are,” Yoda said, as he wrapped a bacta pack around the stump of Mace Windu’s wrist. His only answer was a drunken giggle. He felt the pain, but it might have been a galaxy away. “Working, the painkillers are,” Yoda commented.
“We were lucky,” Obi-Wan said, from his place at the communication panel. “We’ve been able to get the word of the Chancellor’s betrayal out before he could transmit Order 66.”
“I’m especially lucky,” Mace said, as the narcotics in his bloodstream took full effect. “If I hadn’t been, Anakin might have cut off my masturbating hand.”
“In shock, you are,” Yoda said, as he wrapped a bacta pack around the stump of Mace Windu’s wrist. His only answer was a drunken giggle. He felt the pain, but it might have been a galaxy away. “Working, the painkillers are,” Yoda commented.
“We were lucky,” Obi-Wan said, from his place at the communication panel. “We’ve been able to get the word of the Chancellor’s betrayal out before he could transmit Order 66.”
“I’m especially lucky,” Mace said, as the narcotics in his bloodstream took full effect. “If I hadn’t been, Anakin might have cut off my masturbating hand.”