Day 25, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander & Jessie

May 26, 2011 09:19


Title: Goal Oriented
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Author: dustandroses
Beta: ozsaur, my hero and shit
Characters: Xander & Jessie
Rating: R
Summary: It's good to have a purpose in life.
Warnings: Vivid descriptions of porn.
Spoilers: None, this happens PreCanon.
Word Count: 200 words - A Double Drabble
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Notes: A stand-alone drabble.  But it also turns out to be the Prologue/PreCanon Backstory on the fic I should finish in time to post for Day 26.

Goal Oriented

When Jessie showed him the magazine he’d found in his uncle’s closet, Xander wasn’t surprised. They’d always thought Uncle Leon was gay. Now they had evidence: a battered magazine with no cover and suspicious stains that made Xander want to pull out those big yellow gloves his mom kept under the sink for her rare bouts of cleaning.

Xander was surprised that Jessie had looked through the magazine, although from the look on his face, he’d done so with a mix of revulsion and morbid curiosity. Xander peeked at it from the corner of his eye and grimaced. Some of the pages had stuck together, thankfully damaging the vulgarly bright close-ups of abnormally large male genitalia.

Then Jessie showed Xander why he felt it necessary to share his find, and that was the moment Xander’s life changed. Despite the damage to his young, fairly innocent psyche, Xander was still glad he’d seen the magazine, because now he had proof. It could be done. There in garish color and bold print was the answer to every boy’s wildest imaginings.

Yes, Virgina, if he’s flexible and determined enough, a guy can suck his own cock.

Xander had a new mission in life.

Read the rest of the story (posted for Day 28) here: Seeing is Believing

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year: 2011, author: dustandroses, fandom: buffy the vampire slayer, day: 25

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