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Day 24: Star Wars: Darth Vader & Emperor Palpatine
by were_lemur
This fic is rated: PG
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters/Pairing: Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine
Timeline: intertrilogy
Summary: crack
Warnings: juvenile
Spoilers:
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, mmom
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars. I own a 22-year-old pickup truck. I hope that Mr. Lucas will accept this story as the tribute to his genius it is, and not sue me for what little I have. No infringement is intended, no profit is being made.
Darth Vader stormed into the Emperor's throne room. "Master, I must speak with you."
The Emperor turned to his guards. "Leave us." When they were finally alone, he bared his teeth at his apprentice. "What gives you the right to barge in here?"
"When you named me -- did you not think of when I would take an apprentice of my own?"
"I had not given much thought to that prospect. But tell me, my young apprentice, what you are whining about."
"Did you not think that any apprentice of mine would be forced to call me ... Master Vader?"
This fic is rated: PG
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters/Pairing: Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine
Timeline: intertrilogy
Summary: crack
Warnings: juvenile
Spoilers:
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, mmom
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars. I own a 22-year-old pickup truck. I hope that Mr. Lucas will accept this story as the tribute to his genius it is, and not sue me for what little I have. No infringement is intended, no profit is being made.
Darth Vader stormed into the Emperor's throne room. "Master, I must speak with you."
The Emperor turned to his guards. "Leave us." When they were finally alone, he bared his teeth at his apprentice. "What gives you the right to barge in here?"
"When you named me -- did you not think of when I would take an apprentice of my own?"
"I had not given much thought to that prospect. But tell me, my young apprentice, what you are whining about."
"Did you not think that any apprentice of mine would be forced to call me ... Master Vader?"