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Day 6- 'Stakeout' - Agents of SHIELD
Title: Stakeout
Author: Swan_Secrets
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Character: Hunter/Bobbi
Rating: R
Word Count: 428
Spoilers: None
Summary: Hunter is bored on stakeout. Really really bored.
"I don't think they're coming," Hunter said and looked at Bobbi. She shrugged and he keyed his radio. "I don't think they’re coming."
"We wait," Coulson's voice came stern and clear through their eyepieces.
Hunter sighed. Bobbi rolled her eyes.
"What?"
"Patience," Bobbi said.
"I'm bored."
Hunter and Bobbi were in the front of nondescript sedan on stakeout. The rest of the team were either watching the other entrances to the large warehouse or were waiting to spring into action. They were waiting for the arrival of a group of suspected Hydra agents who were supposed to be gathering here in preparation for their next evil scheme.
"Just be quiet and keep watching," Bobbi said.
Hunter looked through the wind-shield at the deserted street. He lasted almost two minutes before saying "I'm really bored."
"Please. Just don't."
"What?" Hunter acted the very picture of innocence.
"Don't," Bobbi said and gave him the look.
"Fine," he huffed. Hunter lasted almost a minute this time. "Do you remember that stakeout in Tokyo just after we got married and you..."
"No," Bobbi cut him off.
"But I'm boooored."
"I don't care how bored you are I'm not going to jack you off right now."
"Fine, I guess I'll just have to take care of myself then," Hunter moved to unzip himself.
"Lancelot Hunter if I see your dick right now I will punch it."
For a moment it looked like he was considering continuing anyway. Her stern eyes made him realise that would be a very bad plan. He moved his hands away. He looked out the wind-shield, tapping his finger on his knee.
Three minutes twenty-eight seconds.
"Do you know what I think about when I'm having a wank?"
"I dread to think," Bobbi replied.
"Rome. July twenty-second."
Bobbi laughed. "The red dress?"
"The red dress."
"I looked good."
"You looked amazing. The sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life. The way you looked. The way you smelled. That thing you did with your tongue right on my..."
"You do know you’re still on the open channel right?" came Daisy’s voice in their earpieces.
Hunter cleared his throat loudly. "As a matter of fact I do I just wanted to test how long it would take you to say something."
"Bullshit," Daisy chuckled.
"Let's try radio silence for a while until anyone has something to report," Coulson's voice was disapproval tinged with amusement.
Hunter touched off his radio.
Bobbi burst out laughing.
"Just shut up," Hunter folded his arms over his chest and fixed his eyes on the warehouse.
Author: Swan_Secrets
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Character: Hunter/Bobbi
Rating: R
Word Count: 428
Spoilers: None
Summary: Hunter is bored on stakeout. Really really bored.
"I don't think they're coming," Hunter said and looked at Bobbi. She shrugged and he keyed his radio. "I don't think they’re coming."
"We wait," Coulson's voice came stern and clear through their eyepieces.
Hunter sighed. Bobbi rolled her eyes.
"What?"
"Patience," Bobbi said.
"I'm bored."
Hunter and Bobbi were in the front of nondescript sedan on stakeout. The rest of the team were either watching the other entrances to the large warehouse or were waiting to spring into action. They were waiting for the arrival of a group of suspected Hydra agents who were supposed to be gathering here in preparation for their next evil scheme.
"Just be quiet and keep watching," Bobbi said.
Hunter looked through the wind-shield at the deserted street. He lasted almost two minutes before saying "I'm really bored."
"Please. Just don't."
"What?" Hunter acted the very picture of innocence.
"Don't," Bobbi said and gave him the look.
"Fine," he huffed. Hunter lasted almost a minute this time. "Do you remember that stakeout in Tokyo just after we got married and you..."
"No," Bobbi cut him off.
"But I'm boooored."
"I don't care how bored you are I'm not going to jack you off right now."
"Fine, I guess I'll just have to take care of myself then," Hunter moved to unzip himself.
"Lancelot Hunter if I see your dick right now I will punch it."
For a moment it looked like he was considering continuing anyway. Her stern eyes made him realise that would be a very bad plan. He moved his hands away. He looked out the wind-shield, tapping his finger on his knee.
Three minutes twenty-eight seconds.
"Do you know what I think about when I'm having a wank?"
"I dread to think," Bobbi replied.
"Rome. July twenty-second."
Bobbi laughed. "The red dress?"
"The red dress."
"I looked good."
"You looked amazing. The sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life. The way you looked. The way you smelled. That thing you did with your tongue right on my..."
"You do know you’re still on the open channel right?" came Daisy’s voice in their earpieces.
Hunter cleared his throat loudly. "As a matter of fact I do I just wanted to test how long it would take you to say something."
"Bullshit," Daisy chuckled.
"Let's try radio silence for a while until anyone has something to report," Coulson's voice was disapproval tinged with amusement.
Hunter touched off his radio.
Bobbi burst out laughing.
"Just shut up," Hunter folded his arms over his chest and fixed his eyes on the warehouse.