Things I found working for a pub.

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I've found out that my culinary skills are similar to that of a seagull having an epileptic fit, I can pour a decent pint but cocktails not so good.

Here are just two of the monstrosities I've managed.





Sex in the Seine
This should have been a Sex in the Sea, not even close.



Tequila Bloodbath
This should have been a Tequila Sunrise but the sun rose, over an Ebola ridden village.