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today i:
-talked to bill murray on the phone with a scottish accent and a delaware area code
-left a message on bobby brown's house phone with whitneys outgoing voice saying
"yes hello, bobby brown... i am a 17 year old chinese american girl from delaware and i must confess that you are in fact the only man to ever make me want a husband and i do think that i may be in love with you. that is all, goodbye."
-called marykate and listened to her voicemail while i masturbated
-talked to bill murray on the phone with a scottish accent and a delaware area code
-left a message on bobby brown's house phone with whitneys outgoing voice saying
"yes hello, bobby brown... i am a 17 year old chinese american girl from delaware and i must confess that you are in fact the only man to ever make me want a husband and i do think that i may be in love with you. that is all, goodbye."
-called marykate and listened to her voicemail while i masturbated