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What time are you starting this?: This time. Also 10:39
Name?: I have a nice name. People on the phone keep telling me so. It's kinda creepy.
Nicknames?: None whatsoever. I'M SO BORING OMFG.
Date of birth?: 02.13.1985
Sex?: Sure
Height?: 5'9"ish
Eye color?: blueishgrayishoccasionallygreenish
Where were you born? Mars. I'm fucking Valentine Michael Smith bitches.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: I had a cake? Fuck if I remember. I think we had to do the thing again where we did my age in a different base because we didn't have a 2 or a zero. I think we did it in...base ...thirteen?
Pets?: No, not really
Hair color?: My hair is soft.
Piercings?: Earses.
Town you live in?: Tomorrow.
Favorite foods?: Holy shit I love food. Food is so good. Hmmm...most delicious thing I can think of at the moment...fuckn' oysters.
Ever been to Africa?: I don't go annnywhere. It' so sad.
Been toilet papering?: I've done that to my own room Ithink. I don't think that counts.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: yeeah
Been in a car accident?: Nope?
Croutons or bacon bits?: Ew. Why do you put bad things on good things? Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why?
Favorite day of the week?: Wednesdays? Well, not anymore really. Sundays I guess. This day. I like this day.
Favorite resturant?: Mmm...Taste of India prob
Favorite flower?: Hhahah it was funny cause you didn't know what it looked like. Violets probably actually. They're pretty and I like to eat them. They're not as good candied though.
Favorite sport to watch?: I watch soccer sometimes
Favorite drink?: HOT TODDY HOT TODDY. And/or red wine. Or most things with vodka. Booze hooray!
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Delicious.
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Hannah Barabara! Johnny Quest bitches!
Favorite fast food restuarant?: No.
Carpet color in your bedroom?: You can't see my carpet you crazy monkyes.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: yeah.
Whom did you get your last email from?: Um. Some crap I'm subscribed to? My aunt in the real people world.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Amazon dot fucking com
What do you do most often when you are bored?: I don't really have time to be bored anymore. I need to wear fast shoes just for the living. It's sad. Being bored is funny.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: HEHEHEHE? I don't know. Insane is teh funny.
Bedtime?: Tomorrow
Favorite TV show?: MMmmm flickery.Caley
Been out of country?: Cheers mate!
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: Will. Man that was some good food. Mmmoysters. Also skate thing and eggplant. MMmmm.
Believe in magick?: Not spelled like that.
Ford or Chevy?: Haha american cars suck.
What are you listening to right now?: The rap mix they make specifically for and only for being high. With Sorryside Up also, but that's not playing right now.
Have you ever failed a grade?: I failed the grade of life.
If you have, what grade did you fail?: tomorrow
Do you have a crush on someone?: YOU
Do you have a bf/gf?: Yep. And he made me sign up for facebook on my uga thing so we could say so. Not that we could have with the other count, but whatev. It was funny.
If so, what is their name?: Will!
How long have you been together?: 2 months today
What are you wearing right now?: 10 dollah strapless dress. I like this dress. Also, I have a lot of hair.
Would you have sex before marriage?: Marriage is silly.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: "eww"
Are you a virgin?: Hmmm.
Do you smoke?: Not really. Sorta sometimes and only the stuff that smells good.
Do you drink?: I'm drunk.
Are you ghetto?: Hahaha...not at all.
Are you a player?: I knit things.
What are your favorite colors?: Red red red blue red purple red red blue red TURQUOISES
What is your favorite animal?: Cats?
Do you have any birthmarks?: I've got a stork footprint on my forehead. It doesn't really show up much though.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: All the fuckin time. Usually I'm the one doing it.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Mom/Will/Amy/Erin...damn I was supposed to call her back. Aww. I feel bad.
Have you ever been slapped?: No?
Do you get online a lot?: Damnit we need the internet
Are you shy or outgoing?: Nope
Do you shower?: Showers are fun. Water is falling from not the sky!
Do you hate school?: Nope. I wanna go. Mmmm learning things. DESLICJIOUS
Do you have a social life?: Nope. I hang out with people. People are funny.
How easily do you trust people?: As far as I can jump on their heads.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Hell if I know. I mean, would you be surprised? Really. I want to know.
Would you ever sky dive?: Gah fuck no. Although Amy plans to make me do so someday. I don't like heights! Or falling!
Do you like to dance?: YEssssssssssssssssss
Have you ever been out of state?: Yeah?
Do you like to travel?: Man, I want to travel. I don't even really care where really.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: No
Have you ever been suspended from school?: Haha...sorta. Mmm, not going outside when they were dumb
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: My grandparents are cool
Are you spoiled?: Will says: "No, you know how to do things." Hmm kay.
Are you a brat?: Probably.
Have you ever been dumped?: Like a sister. Man, fuck you. That was so lame.
Have you ever gotten high?: ...yesterday
Do you like snapple?: I like their smoothie things. But I mean, I like almost any smoothie thing.
Do you drink a lot of water?: Lately...
What toothpaste do you use?: That foamy tooth paste amy got me hooked on that daniel doesn't like. It's silver and I think it might be aquafresh? Honestly I don't know.
Do you have a cell phone?: I left it places today. That sucked.
Do you have a curfew?: HAHAHAH NOT ANYMORE I WIN
Who do you look up to?: My mom. Myself as I should be. My friends.
Are you a role model?: Nah.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Physics trips 4 evah
What name brand do you wear the most?: I have some gap stuff I got various second handedneess?
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: Celtic ring/mood ring/EEAARRINNNGS
What do you want pierced?: Your face
Do you like takin pictures?: noooo...so bad at it
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: I grin like teh idiots when you shove a camera at me. It's funny.
Do you have a tan?: Not really
Do you get annoyed easily?: Yes, but I don't care
Have you ever started a rumor?: Maybe. But that would involve talking to real people
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: oh nine six four. Also yes, but I need to remember that. It's squares! That's easier to remember. oh nine six for 9 sixtery four 3 squed 8squed. NOW AI KNOW THINGS.
Do you have your own pool?: Pool of brilliance.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: I don't think this question really applies to me, but I haven't been playign that game.
Do you have any siblings?: mmm short people. I miss short people.
Have you ever been played?: Prob. Whatever. I play my game, they play theirs. Sometimes it's the same game, but ususally not.
Have you ever played anyone?: I have a handheld too. I would like two. Two would be good.
Do you get along with your parents?: Half of them definately, and well enough w/ teh other.
How do you vent your anger?: I don't? I just get yarg.
Have you ever ran away?: All of the time.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: Hehe... people who have had multiple jobs.
Do you even have a job?: Well, it sucks, so yes.
Do you daydream a lot?: Not really. There's things I want that I don't have?
Do you have a lot of ex's?: Not at all.
Do you run your mouth?: Yeeeeah.
What do you want a tattoo of?: Ourobourus
What do you have a tattoo of?: nothin' yet
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: Like a cat on a fence.
What does your most recent crush look like?: Monkeys
Whats her/his name?: Monkeys
Have you ever been bitched out?: Man, that was annoying. Mmm, reasoned discussion.
Are you rude?: Also horribly tactless.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: They were all crazy.
Do you like getting dirty?: Hells yes. DIRT!
Are you flexiable?: Yep.
What is your heritage?: Such a white mutt.
What is your lucky number?: 13. Fo shizzle. Man, it was so raining today.
What does your hair look like right now?: SO MUCH HAIR
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Meat is delicious. Eating meat is socially and ecological irresponsible, but fuck the world. *hump hump hump*
Describe your looks?: Some birds are funny when they talk.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: fuckin' red. I've planned to for years.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Whatever
Would you ever date someone older than you?: Whatever. I mean, on both of these though, not ridiculously so unless there are extenuating circumstances of awesome.
When was the last time you were drunk?: Now.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: I pick it up when I hear it.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Not since before it was count.
If yes, when was the last time?: never
When was the last time you went on a date?: tonight! WHEEE. Now ds + lj. Or rather not plus, but concurrently. HEHehe...frank is loud.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: I look a lot like my mom, but really I don't know. I mena, Whatever.
Do you cry a lot?: No.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: That's dumb
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: Giggle giggle?
Are you the romantic type?: No....
Have you ever been chased by cops?: If by chased you mean followed. Fuckin' pigs.
What do you like most about your body?: um. Hi, I'm here.
What do you like least about your body?: still here.
When did you have your first crush?: Michael Lee in first grade. I can say this because none of you know he is. MWHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA....more wine now, brb.
When was the last time you threw up?: Well, that time a little whie ago in my cup. That was ew.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Brunnettes definitely
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: ...no
What about cleavage?: Well yeah
Is your best friend a virgin?: whatever
Have you ever fucked someone up?: I fuck up all small children I cross, by which I mean make them more awesome.F
Have you ever been fucked up?: ALL OF THE TIME. Mmm booze.
What theme does your room have?: Boozer boxes. I should make it into a real room.
What size show do you wear?: Man, if I was a show, I'd be that crazy guy that gets up and rants about things but you can't tell what they are.
What is your screen name on AIM?: corybaniate. It's funny cause I made that word up.
How are you feeling right now?: drunk sooo happy
When was the last time you were at a party?: We threw a good party.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: Um...no
Have you ever recieved one?: nope
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: Many times. Whatever. People are dumb. I DIDN'T THINK I WAS SUPERMAN DAMNIT.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: I pretend not to exist
What is one of your good qualilties?: Sometimes I remember to make sure I show that other people matter.
Would you marry for money?: Nah.
What do you drive?: you crazy!
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Momma's boy. Girl. mwahhaa
So?: Bitch
Well?: Well, you eat that cookie. YOU EAT THAT COOKIE.
When was the last time you cried in school?: I don't cry in public? Exept at that driving test. I got ...facebooked? They keep saying "you got facebooked!" It's delicious. It isn't. It's weird. Ian said somethings about crepes though, and THAT'S delicous. Mmmm.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: Whatever.
What kind of music do you like?: Sure.
Would you ever bungee jump?: FALLING IS BAD SCARY AGGFHHHH ....sure.
What is your worst fear?: Failing forever and making everyone hate me. This happnes everytime I do anything wrong ever. Sorry bout that.
Would you ever join the army?: GOD BLESS AMERICA'S ASS
Do you like cows?: mmmm filet mignon
If you were to die today, what would you do?: Die?
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: Monkeys
Do you like to party?: I am a party
Hearts or broken hearts?: The queen of spades is worsers. Sometimes though, you can shoot the moon.
Moons or stars?: Well, I like stargazing.
Coke or pepsi?: coooke.
Favorite scent?: mushrooms.
Favorite band?: I like drinking wine.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: Well, since I've meant to for like, 7 years and haven't yet...probably not, but also yes.
How many languages can you speak?: Well. Sometimes I say words. Sometimes they make sense, but usually not.
What time are you finishing this?: 11:34 Whee...I still have wine.
I mean, do you ever do a survey about not yourself? They tried that plan, but they never caught on because no one knew any of the crap. I mean, what not tim person actually knows anything about other people. wtf mate.
It was a good night. I had skatefish or somewords like that and it was delicious and the marilynesque moment was ah...special. G'night monkeys.