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[mmmmmriley]

I need to get an ashtray for the back porch for our smoking visitors. But it's gotta be the most fucking awesome ashtray ever. now I just have to find that ashtray. any ideas? anyone out there got the skills to make one and the creativity to make it awesome?

ETA: this one is pretty cool
http://www.amazon.com/Celtic-Ashtray-Collectible-Decoration-Figurine/dp/B002I0VIJM/ref=reg_hu-rd_dp_img