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David is not a supermodel. He isn't. It just doesn't work. And he's obsessed with it. Ok so I have this game that's the exact same thing as scrabble except you can put letters on top of letters to change the words and David wrote David is a supermodel on it. Then he stacked all these letter tils it said Wangy eats a supper of meth heads then he took all the extra letters off and goes Translation: David is a super model, in case you needed to know that. And i was like David you are not a supermodel. Then he like made his hair all slicked back and put on one of my white jackets that he's obsessed with and steals every time he's over and posed in the doorway and had me take a picture of him. Then in art today he was cutting out pictures of David Bowie who was modeling for Tommy Hilfiger and put them in his pocket and took them because David Bowie is a supermodel. And David was like I'm so much hotter than him, I must be an Ultra Model!!