From Twitter 05-14-2011
- 00:38:20: Wow where did this headache come from
- 00:39:04: RT @bifnaked: I just want to be able to breathe, on busybusy days. As long as I can remember, and concentrate on my breathing, I can get ...
- 08:23:15: I might as well become a mute
- 09:11:44: Figures I'd bring in only one shoe to change into
- 11:23:07: Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
- 14:53:08: I find myself concerned for the common man these days
- 16:09:50: I earned the Check-in Pro sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/jfZME1
- 17:39:01: Boss and I just read a how to manual on how to have sex with animals. Don't ask. Its just a reg day at work
- 18:06:29: Big mistake wearing a white shirt to work today. I forgot my jacket
- 18:34:26: I loooove this movie http://bit.ly/ih4Wyk @ GetGlue #SweetHomeAlabama
- 18:37:04: @ peeair srsly I looove this movie so much
- 19:27:22: Ummm anyone know where I can get a better version of @ thedavidcook covering Adele's Rollin In The Deep?!?
- 19:28:40: @ tashapastor *deepens voice* hello my name is Ryastien. How may I be of service :D
- 19:57:16: @ RyanNotSheckler OMGZ you know who I saw walk by? John jacob jingleheimer schmidt!
- 20:06:32: Ethan just told me to "watch my tone" because I told him to wear a diaper to the movies next time :). I love kids
- 20:27:23: You dont have any respect for me. You say you do but you don't.
- 20:28:41: You never have anything nice to say. And you say you never embarrass us? Trust me. You do.
- 21:06:56: Anyone have a spare wand so I can perform an evanesco spell on myself? #harrypotterspells
- 21:22:47: Let's hope this works
- 22:46:21: RT @ClaudeKelly: Pardon me, could you please pass the Grey Poupon?
- 23:23:59: Gonna go watch Teen Wolf Two with Jason Bateman. Yea I said it
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