[video] oo8 ---- monster hiding under my bed

[mmmjustice]

[Smoker is chuckling quietly when you see him, leaning over Ace and then you can see a flurry of hands and there's ice going down Ace's shorts. Ace is shrieking and Smoker is laughing like a maniac and then suddenly all you see is smoke and maybe catch sight of Smoker running the fuck away, maybe, if you're careful, you can hear him laughing in the

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[inyourf_ace]

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Damn marine!

Ewwww! It's wet! [Whiney whine whine.] And COLD!

[mmmjustice]

Suck it up princess.

[inyourf_ace]

YOU SUCK IT UP! I'll kill you! Do you have ANY idea how uncomfortable this is!? Aaahhh it's hard to get out!

[audio]

[mmmjustice]

If I suck it up there won't be any cameras around. [Smug Smoker is Smug.]

[video]

[inyourf_ace]

Why not? [Confused Ace is clueless.]

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[mmmjustice]

[Smirks more.]

Imagination, Portgas.

Do. You. Have. One?

[video]

[inyourf_ace]

Maybe I'm just that kinky.

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[mmmjustice]

How am I going to put this...

[audio]

[mmmjustice]

Rejected.

[video]

[inyourf_ace]

STOP STEALING MY LINES! I'll kill you stupid marine! [Sounds amused nonetheless.]

[video]

[mmmjustice]

Your lines, huh?

[video]

[inyourf_ace]

Yeah mine! I don't want to be the grumpy marine between us. Then I'd have to have a stick up my butt and I can think of so many other better things to put there.

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[mmmjustice]

What?

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[mmmjustice]

I don't--

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[mmmjustice]

kill. You.

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[inyourf_ace]

Not if you can't find me first!

[If Ace was more of a coherent mind he'd remember that Smoker was the one who was supposed to be running away... oh well.]