mwahah weffff
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I turned zoster7 in for spitting (3 points). Last Saturday I put gum in cheeseislife's hair (-12 points). In February I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I donated bone marrow to question8mark in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-83 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
mmmiscellaneous
... I woulda thought that kathy would be more likely to be a dictator than me... cruel and heartless cramps my flavaaaa... hahaha