[ The camera flickers on, and you see
HUGE MARIMO BALLS FLOATING ABOUT. Luffy has his back turned from the camera, and is sticking many of the marimo together to form a humanoid shape. IT'S KIIIND OF ...REALLY UGLY. He's using random rocks for eyes, a spoon for the nose and the bones of his finished meat for hands. He isn't wearing a shirt, because he gave it to the marimo man to make an EPIC SUPERHERO CAPE. Nami didn't let him use any curtains. :(
Right now, he's attaching a few of (Sanji's) plates to its head to make a helmet for extra protection!! Shh, don't tell Sanji. ]
There. [ He attaches the last plate. ] Now nobody can stop you! I think I'll call you ...MARIMO FIGHTER MAN!
[ snickers to himself,before turning back to the camera ] ....Whoa, it's on already?
[ POINTS AT THE CAMERA ALL DRAMATICALLY AND STUFF. SHOUTS LIKE ALL MEN SHOULD! ]
USOPP! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!