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Dec 24, 2005 03:55

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for you...a facebook group..but thankfully not a umaine group ifonlywemight December 28 2005, 00:40:21 UTC
This for people who sometimes be in situations where you was like.......damn!

If ya'all are feelin me and sometimes be like damn! You should join!

-Studied long and hard all week for an exam you have and you got your test results back and you failed and you was like.......damn.

-When u feeling someone crazy (aka like someone A LOT), and yall talking and vibing...but they tell you they're not ready for a relationship...you be like...DAMN!!

- If you got invited for an interview and you did well but they didn't hire you and hired the other person and you was thinking......damn.

-You was havin a hott sex dream and your roommate's alarm wakes you up and you be like...damn.

-You set your alarm clock, but instead of having it set for the AM time you had it set for the PM time, and you oversleep and missed you class and be like......DAMNNNN!

-When you are driving down the street, and someone cuts you then They go slower than you are going and you are already late.. you be like... DAMN

-When you walk into class late and you see everyone clearing their desk and the professor is like " Okay you can begin your pop quiz." And you are like, "Damn!"

"When you talking to this fine ass guy/girl (Could work for both sexes) and ya'll are talking. You ask for the digits and you get them. You about to call them right then and there. But you stay cool and wait til later that night. It turns out the bitch (Like I said, guy or girl) gave you the damn Rejection Hotline Number made to sponser the Hitch Movie. The phone in your hand...you just say ....damn..."

-you oversleep, and you rush to class, risk a ticket parking in teachers spot, run to the classroom, only to see a sign that says "class has been cancelled today".. and you be like..... DAMN..

-If you went to the cafe and gave your card to the person at the door and you had no credits left you be like ......DAMN.

-Ladies...when you see a fine a** nigga at a party...lookin' good from head to toe...he starts to walk over to dance with you and then he smiles..with a f***ed up grill...all you can do is shake ya head, look the other way and say....."DAAAAAAAAAMN!"

-Ladies if you thought some guy was really in to you and you was feelin' him but found out he was just being nice and you was like........damn.

-when you had some bad taco bell and you had class in 5 minutes and there was a long ass line to the bathroom...you was like damn."

-Ladies,what about when you waiting on yo man to call on v-day and when he finally does he calling from jail. Damn.

-If you went to registar for class, but you owed the registrar over $200 and had to wait until your balance was $199 or lower and the classes you need were closed. and all you can think of is......DAMN.

--When you've got chapped lips and no chapstick, so you keep lickin your lips cause they're so dry, and the more you lick the drier they get, and on top of that it's cold and windy...just thinkin about it makes me be like DAMN..

-If you ever been in a situation where the outcome could been better if you did something different but instead you was like.......damn! YOU SHOULD JOIN THIS GROUP!!!

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