1. I need: love, just a different kind... elton john song... you know!?
2. Sex: Female... haha, i'm lame
3. Relationships: are so overrated
4. Your Last ex: is non-exsistent
6. Marijuana: need to try it sometime....
7. Crack: peanut butter and crack sandwich! (tyrone biggums)
8. Food: is so good.... and bad... but soooo good
9. The President: is a big moron
10. War: is fucking unnessacary
11. Cars: are a waste of my money
12. Gas Prices: dont really care... i'll pay $10.00 a gallon... fuck that, son!
13. Halloween: is for babies
14. Politics: fuck that, son!
15. Religion: see above
16. Children: cute but annoying
17. MySpace: is addicting.
18. Worst Fear: dont know....
19. Marriage: hopefully
20. Fashion: turn to the left... turn to the right... oooooo oooo fashion! (david bowie song)
21. Brunettes: so me
22. Redheads: so me
23: Work: HATE IT! FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!!!!
24: Pass the time: the telly
25. One night stands: haha, right... cant picture that
26: Pet Peeve: knuckles cracking
27: Pixie Stix: purple's the only good one
28: Vanilla Ice: is so cool, not
29: Porta Potties: ewwwww
30: High school: fuck it
32. Pajamas: only way to be at home
33. Wood: monkey...
34. Surfers: are ghey
35. Pictures: so much fun!