The epic tale of smiting RDJesus
I know this is old but it just hit me last night. Excuse me while I elaborate on the backstory first.
You guys probably still remember this tweet by our overlord Misha:
The link leads to this site that gloriously lists the hot gurls and guys WE fans would like to get nekkid with dry-hump real badly. Misha comes in at #3, Robert Downey Jr. at #2.
Which made my mind go to places such as "So RDJ literally tops @mishacollins."
Now this obviously makes Marksha an unhappy overlord because NO ONE tops Misha besides Marksha himself. Thus -
MARKSHA DOES NOT APPROVE.
So Marksha was furious and this lead to the only thinkable way of taking action - there had to be a smackdown, RDJesus needed to get his ass kicked. It took Marksha a few days to find him but he finally located the culprit in a random barn out in bumfuck nowhere the woods where RDJesus was lost in dreams and howling with the wolves.
Marksha demanded an explanation for this unacceptable behaviour but RDJesus' smug grin was enough for Marksha to let all control slip and forget himself. This resulted in an epic smiting that RDJesus still has not yet recovered from. He might even need a new hipbone and jaw for that matter.
Immediately Misha's own glorious power and dominance was restored and he lived happily ever after with Marksha, the one and only overlord to ever be allowed to have his way with Misha in their epic powerplays of unicorns and candy floss.
~The End~
I can't believe I just did this to my bb RDJesus. I still love you, RDJ. But you don't mess with the epic love that is MMMSHA, I hope you've learned your lesson.
Seriously you guys, this was funny to me at 3 am, sorry if it ain't to you. And I apologize for the blatant abuse of the Marksha icon.
You guys probably still remember this tweet by our overlord Misha:
The link leads to this site that gloriously lists the hot gurls and guys WE fans would like to get nekkid with dry-hump real badly. Misha comes in at #3, Robert Downey Jr. at #2.
Which made my mind go to places such as "So RDJ literally tops @mishacollins."
Now this obviously makes Marksha an unhappy overlord because NO ONE tops Misha besides Marksha himself. Thus -
MARKSHA DOES NOT APPROVE.
So Marksha was furious and this lead to the only thinkable way of taking action - there had to be a smackdown, RDJesus needed to get his ass kicked. It took Marksha a few days to find him but he finally located the culprit in a random barn out in bumfuck nowhere the woods where RDJesus was lost in dreams and howling with the wolves.
Marksha demanded an explanation for this unacceptable behaviour but RDJesus' smug grin was enough for Marksha to let all control slip and forget himself. This resulted in an epic smiting that RDJesus still has not yet recovered from. He might even need a new hipbone and jaw for that matter.
Immediately Misha's own glorious power and dominance was restored and he lived happily ever after with Marksha, the one and only overlord to ever be allowed to have his way with Misha in their epic powerplays of unicorns and candy floss.
~The End~
I can't believe I just did this to my bb RDJesus. I still love you, RDJ. But you don't mess with the epic love that is MMMSHA, I hope you've learned your lesson.
Seriously you guys, this was funny to me at 3 am, sorry if it ain't to you. And I apologize for the blatant abuse of the Marksha icon.