Funny Joke!!
So a duck waddles into a bar, goes up to the bar tender and says, "Hey do you have any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, man we don't have any duck food." The next day, the duck waddles into the bar and was like "So hey do you have any duck food?" The bartender was like, "Dude I told you yesterday, we don't have any duck food." The next day the duck waddles into the bar and was like, "So... do you have any duck food?" The bartender screams at the duck, "NO! We don't have any effing duck food and if you ask me one more time, I'm gonna nail your flippers to the counter!" The next day the duck waddles into the bar and says, "Hey do you have any nails?" The bartender looks a little confused and says, "No sorry, I don't have any nails." The duck then asks, "Hey got any duck food??"