Jan 01, 2005 04:07
A 0pen Book: Then what is wrong with your name? Kiana is a pretty name.
Mecca Emotions: Thank you...
Mecca Emotions: But..
Mecca Emotions: My dad named me after a stripper.
A 0pen Book: Butt. Sorry, I don't have one.
A 0pen Book: Really?
A 0pen Book: Why?
Mecca Emotions: He was cheating on my mom with her.
Mecca Emotions: And thought she was pretty/
A 0pen Book: That's okay. There is a song called "Dear Kate" and I was all "Oh, this is so my theme song." I didn't understand the lyrics. I sang it to my mom and she looked shocked. It turns out that the song clearly states that Kate is a porno starr.
Mecca Emotions: Hehe...
Mecca Emotions: I wish my name was in a song.
Mecca Emotions: Lol.
A 0pen Book: It's all: "Deeeearrrr Kate, even though we've never met I could tell from the OUTSIDE that you weren't like the other girrrrlllls......... on the outside of the PLAYYYYBOYYY."
A 0pen Book: I could write you a song.
Mecca Emotions: lol.
Mecca Emotions: ok
A 0pen Book: Okay.. here goes:
A 0pen Book: Kiiiiiannnnnaaaaa-h. You are like so hott-on-ah sandwhich...... Kiaannnnnaaaa-h. You are like so sexy-on-ah big huge bowl of ice cream but not strawberry. Kiannaaaa-h. You are like easily entertained-on-ah roast beef stew.
A 0pen Book: // I'm hungry.
Mecca Emotions: lmao
A 0pen Book: How was that?
A 0pen Book: ::muches on Doritos::
Mecca Emotions: it was cool.
A 0pen Book: I might wanna' copyright that, huh?