OMFGWTFBBQ! Melina and Patrick's "First" New Years Party!!!!!
Hooray!!!!! For the first time ever, the party is now literally at MY HOUSE!!!
We've finally been let out of the basement!
Come Help Patrick and I celebrate our new house and our "First" ever....
2008-2009 NEW YEARS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE: The Residence Formerly Known as "The Gram's Howse"
(If you need directions, email Mmfriday13@aol.com and I will give you my address)
(For obvious reasons, I don't want to put that info on here)
WHEN: 8PM TIL ???
(You may come earlier if you need to, but beware! I might put you to work!)
IMPORTANT INFO:
1. I will provide all of the "staple" alcohols, beer, some schnapps's, and basic mixers.
2. If there is an alcohol you cannot live without on newyears, you may definitely bring your own. (just be sure to label it)
3. If you puke anywhere on my property other than a toilet or garbage can, you will pay a fine of $50.
(I realize it was only $10 last year, but that damn inflation and unstable economy just won't leave anything alone!!!)
4. Staying the night is allowed and strongly encouraged. NO DUI's!!!
5. Bed/Couch space is limited, so bring a sleeping bag just in case.
6. I will have a PS2 for gaming pleasure. If you want to bring a Wii or an Xbox, just be sure to label it as yours.
7. I will have foodies, but anything you bring is always welcome.
8. Friends and significant other's are always welcome at my house. Please bring them.
9. If you're going to have sex, please at least TRY to keep it on the D-L...
10. No whining, pouting, complaining, etc. or I'll make you sit in the Emo Corner.
11. Most importantly: Come have fun, I miss you guys!!!!
Any Questions? Send 'em on over to Mmfriday13@aol.com or call me at home and leave a message.
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Melina and Patrick are not financially or morally responsible in any way for damages caused to guests during the party, which includes (but is not limited to): Wicked day-after-hangovers, lost jobs, drunk dialing, bashing your head like a dumbass on the floor when you pass out in a drunken stupor, hitting on members of the same sex when you're not gay, hitting on members of the opposite sex if you are gay, hitting on anything that is not loosely defined as human or even vegetative, rugburn caused by scooting your butt across the only two carpeted rooms in the house, respiratory distress caused by passing out outside in the cold and sleeping there all night, eating non-foodlike matter, injury due to extreme sports or vigorous Wii playing, dropping out of school with 1 semester to go, becoming a raging alcoholic for the remainder of your sad life, maxing out your credit cards on sex-shop websites, divorces caused by alcohol antics, weddings caused by alcohol antics, newborn babies caused by alcohol antics, fetal alcohol syndrome in newborn babies caused by alcohol antics, calling a police officer or other official a "motherfucking space monkey necrophile", eating large amounts of cream corn in a short amount of time, and the HIV.