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[mmerrychristmas]

Today was my first day of having jobs.
My first one consists of mowing lawns, pulling weeds, and "whacking" weeds. Today all I did was take weeds out of a big 50 yard mound of dirt with trees and stuff planted in it, and I succeeded in making it look really really pretty. However, I was somewhat T.'d-O. That my guy went from "we're not gonna worry

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[tara_raean]

Haha that sounds like a cool job.
What do you do? Do you like start acting like you're choking or start seizuring something?

[mmerrychristmas]

Yeah, they walk in the room as if it were a real life emergency, and i am sitting there in a chair trying to breathe all choppy, and they go through their procedures asking questions and taking my blood pressure and listening to my breathing and heart through a stethoscope. Then I stop being able to answer their questions after a while, and the longer it takes the worse I get and if they take too long I go into a coughing fit and then into cardiac arrest, at which point I pass out in my chair and they transfer over to the dummy and shock it and stuff.

[tara_raean]

Haha so how do you know to go into cardiac arrest? Just whenever you feel like it?

[mmerrychristmas]

the evaluator lets you know somehow, because he/she is sort of narrating the whole scenario.

[tara_raean]

Ooh okay.