BRAKING NOOZ

[mmerrychristmas]

so i went to tha doctor and she looked in my mouth and said "oh my god!" and then she took a sample of my tonsils with a long cotton swab and since im pro spoon gagger and didn't like choke she was like "wow, you just gave me the best swab of my life" but i didnt say anything because it hurts to talk

Comments

[water_resistent]

I wonder if you're going to get your tonsils out.
Because that seems like it would be cool; you just get to eat ice cream all the time.

[schoolyardhero]

uhh

[schoolyardhero]

thats like saying its cool to be in a coma because you just get to take a big nap

[water_resistent]

your point?

just kidding

[_papa_]

hahaha. a coma would be awesome i think. i bet its crazy in there.

[mmerrychristmas]

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WAIT FOR DEATH
PLEASE GOD HELP ME-E-E!