Sep 05, 2006 11:16
*eyes wide*
I just recalled something that happened at a party saturday night.
My friend- we'll call him J startled the hell out of me.
I have something of a bit of a hero worship for J. I met him when I was just beginning in a form of martial art (western sword fighting) he was one of my first teachers and very very skilled.
He is also very vanilla (by his own admission) and very monogamously married. (this is all just to set the stage)
Anyway - so we are having a drunken conversation about fighting and our own personal favorite strikes (hand to hand, street fighting) and he shows me his which ends with his hands around my neck, then to hair pulling.
For a second I almost melted.
Then my brain slammed into gear - he is monogamous, you are owned & drunk - STOP.
and I did just that.
"Plucked out" of his hands and ran to another room.
Poor guy thought he had scared me.
a mutual friend who knows me well just told him - "No dude, I think you just found her on switch"...
*palm to forehead* ugh.
I am simultaneously mortified and amused.