I hate HATE hate chicken wings.
My decolletage is peeling.
Is it 5pm yet?   

Tonight I enjoyed watching

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D said:  "So just to stir the pot what is the limit on free speech to you? None is an answer. Is there irresponsible free speech ( Read more... )

Ennnnnh!  Allergies are hateful these days, despite regular netipotting and gargling.  My throat is so sore, I took tylenol for it, for what it's worth.  Kiddo's been puking at night, but so far not at my house.  At my house, he just wakes up three or so times, upset from bad dreams. Waaaaah!

Saved the Boobies last night.  No, not single-handedly, ( Read more... )

Excellent weekend!
A thousand thanks to HOAS for hospitality (*g*) and I'm thrilled that the doughnut holes saved Ping and Liz from rickets in the a.m.
Palace of Wonders was awesome on Saturday night and we MUST arrange a field trip (Ross!?) ver' soon -- tassle-twirling and a two-headded bull all at the same time....
Yummies: Julia's Empanadas, ( Read more... )

   Thursday:  
     First parent-teacher conference -- confirmation received that Kiddo likes to learn and is an advanced reader.
     RaRa and I enjoyed ourselves rather much at an 80's dance party at Heaven and Hell (she was so pleased to slap some guy's hand off my rear) and if she hadn't been at an Olivia Newton John concert, Princess M would ( Read more... )

I heart Prudie:

Dear Prudie,
There is this woman I like and she's got a set of big fake boobs. I know they are fake because her other friends have shown me "before" and "after" pictures of her. Don't get me wrong-I love how they look, but I want to ask her why she got them. Whenever we go anywhere, she always keeps them covered up. Even at the ( Read more... )

Why should kids have all the Underoo fun?  And why should the heroes be fictional?  Well, they shouldn't, and they shouldn't.

Who's going on my undies?

For starters:  Martin Luther King, Jr., Helen Keller, Woodrow Wilson, and Alexander the Great.

Who do you want on yours?

For my monkey-butt-loving friends 
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First, a short, shameful confession: I sat by the pool last night and read the entire August issue of Oprah magazine. It's true, it was good, and I almost cried.

An OprahSnippet has lodged itself in my brain, and won't leave:  "Why does society admire the curve of a woman's breast but not the curve of her belly?"