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I had to copy this conv I had with Tara cause it is was just way too funny!!!! True story happening tonight
OneCraazyDiamond: ok so im a fatass and wanted a pita, i dont know why but i am really hungry even tho i ate dinner a few hours ago
OneCraazyDiamond: so i went to pita pit
TB: k.....
OneCraazyDiamond: and theres this big black guy, older, who was really doped up or something
OneCraazyDiamond: and it was sooooooo funny
OneCraazyDiamond: first of all he trips and falls to the ground
TB: oh wow
OneCraazyDiamond: and pretends like he was breakdancing
OneCraazyDiamond: then he gets up and goes to where u tell them what to put on it
OneCraazyDiamond: and he all of a sudden goes "i thought this was pizza pit"
OneCraazyDiamond: and all these people are laughing
OneCraazyDiamond: and the guy working was like no this is pita pit, brand x pizza is next to us
OneCraazyDiamond: so he starts to turn around and the guy is like u paid for a pita
TB: omg
OneCraazyDiamond: so hes like ok
OneCraazyDiamond: and asks for the most RANDOM shit
OneCraazyDiamond: like stuff that no one would want on a pita
OneCraazyDiamond: and he had left his keys at the register
TB: maybe thats a good thing
OneCraazyDiamond: so some guy brought them to him and he was like bless u child
OneCraazyDiamond: then
TB: haha
OneCraazyDiamond: he puts on his sunglasses and starts to eat the pita right there!
OneCraazyDiamond: and the guy that brought him the keys was like dude u have to sit down
OneCraazyDiamond: i mean he was all kinds of messed up
TB: oh wow
TB: that is sooooooooooo funny
TB: i'd have been laughing so hard
OneCraazyDiamond: it was soo funny but then he walked out when i left so i literally ran to my car
OneCraazyDiamond: he didnt follow me but i didnt know
OneCraazyDiamond: yeah everyone was trying to not laugh
OneCraazyDiamond: some song was playing on the radio and he starts dancing again
OneCraazyDiamond: i just tried not to make eye contact
TB: o
TB: m
TB: g
TB: hahahhahha
OneCraazyDiamond: i think the funniest thing was when he said i thought this was pizza pit
TaraWaraBara: YES
OneCraazyDiamond: hahha after he already buys a pita
and now, I shall copy her survery since everyone reading this has thought to themself "If only I knew 70 more facts about that Meredith"
70 Random Questions
1. DO YOU SNORE? Yes, but not often...I hate when people are adament that they dont snore when you tell them they do. I mean how would they know!?
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I try to avoid conflict at all cost unless me or my friends are being screwed over
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I really dont think I have one. Not saying I'm fearless...but not one thing in particular is scary to me....I hate walking into spider webs?
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? No I wrecked my brothers to piss him off
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? The only reality shows I like-----BS Tv (if that counts....its sooo funny), Next (dating show on MTV, I think I've seen everyone) and the inferno....I dont really like road rules or real world anymore, but this seasons inferno is pretty cool.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? dont we all
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? i was cute as can be! until i got older and got a bowl cut :(
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? its not my life
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? who gives a shieeeeeet its burberry!
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? maybe a few times
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? no, not really on my list of things to do
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? pshhh.......I can still remember the song we learned in 5th grade to name all the helping verbs! Oh yes thats cool.. am is are was were be being been have has had do does did shall would should could may might must can could
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Greece Islands. Sometimes I seriously think about just moving there for good, not even joking there.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? not at ALL. Late night tv will be funny once Conan takes over in...2008 is it?
15. CAN YOU SWIM? yessssss
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? put it in last week actually and it bored me, never finished
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? C zone! I hate it! (haha)
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? no i counted once for real!!!!! 241 yeah right tara. It was 1508. It only took me an hour and a half I think
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? not in one million years
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? many a time, will be on one soon boarding to alaska!
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? older brother
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? pencils can die
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? i wouldnt do it
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I hope
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes. Some people tell me it resembles a 4 year olds
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? cats but its a mild allergy, cause some cats dont bother me and some cats only make me a little sneezy, and others try to kill me by just being near me
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U?" 30 min ago
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? apparently, hes had about 7 hit songs since he died
29. DO YOU CRY AT THE WEDDINGS? nOpE
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? over hard. with Ketchup, salt and pepper.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? dumb as rocks...i dunno
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? At Taras house
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? the early am
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? yes
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Its good when I'm drunk or super hungry
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? today
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? baths anyday! i miss them
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? NOOOOOOOOO
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? sometimes
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? sometimes
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? my computer
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? ew
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once......better do it again
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? oh yes!
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? sometimes
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? theyre weird
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? not loud?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? not parts of it. but I blame myself
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? who cares?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? fffffffffff
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? yes
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? piano, not as well as i could once though
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? I took some quarters someone left in this bucket once at the laundromat at the quad.......they shouldnt have left like $20 in quarters!!!!!!
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? never tried
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? oh yes im sorta doing it this week at bonnaroo!
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? occasionally
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? no
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? YES cats evil
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? I guess I mean isnt is depending on the situation?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? white girl cant dance
63.DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? i think 80% of my mistakes result from the fact that I am a terrible procastinator
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? not at ALL nice summer swimming weather
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? pita
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? not often, just on toes
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? yes
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? all of them
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? I have bought a couple things there, not a big fan
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? well that is a hummdinger! I like the Jack Johnson song "Sittin Waitin Wishin", and of course I like Coldplays "Speed of Sound" but I'm a bit mad at Coldplay right now.
I had to copy this conv I had with Tara cause it is was just way too funny!!!! True story happening tonight
OneCraazyDiamond: ok so im a fatass and wanted a pita, i dont know why but i am really hungry even tho i ate dinner a few hours ago
OneCraazyDiamond: so i went to pita pit
TB: k.....
OneCraazyDiamond: and theres this big black guy, older, who was really doped up or something
OneCraazyDiamond: and it was sooooooo funny
OneCraazyDiamond: first of all he trips and falls to the ground
TB: oh wow
OneCraazyDiamond: and pretends like he was breakdancing
OneCraazyDiamond: then he gets up and goes to where u tell them what to put on it
OneCraazyDiamond: and he all of a sudden goes "i thought this was pizza pit"
OneCraazyDiamond: and all these people are laughing
OneCraazyDiamond: and the guy working was like no this is pita pit, brand x pizza is next to us
OneCraazyDiamond: so he starts to turn around and the guy is like u paid for a pita
TB: omg
OneCraazyDiamond: so hes like ok
OneCraazyDiamond: and asks for the most RANDOM shit
OneCraazyDiamond: like stuff that no one would want on a pita
OneCraazyDiamond: and he had left his keys at the register
TB: maybe thats a good thing
OneCraazyDiamond: so some guy brought them to him and he was like bless u child
OneCraazyDiamond: then
TB: haha
OneCraazyDiamond: he puts on his sunglasses and starts to eat the pita right there!
OneCraazyDiamond: and the guy that brought him the keys was like dude u have to sit down
OneCraazyDiamond: i mean he was all kinds of messed up
TB: oh wow
TB: that is sooooooooooo funny
TB: i'd have been laughing so hard
OneCraazyDiamond: it was soo funny but then he walked out when i left so i literally ran to my car
OneCraazyDiamond: he didnt follow me but i didnt know
OneCraazyDiamond: yeah everyone was trying to not laugh
OneCraazyDiamond: some song was playing on the radio and he starts dancing again
OneCraazyDiamond: i just tried not to make eye contact
TB: o
TB: m
TB: g
TB: hahahhahha
OneCraazyDiamond: i think the funniest thing was when he said i thought this was pizza pit
TaraWaraBara: YES
OneCraazyDiamond: hahha after he already buys a pita
and now, I shall copy her survery since everyone reading this has thought to themself "If only I knew 70 more facts about that Meredith"
70 Random Questions
1. DO YOU SNORE? Yes, but not often...I hate when people are adament that they dont snore when you tell them they do. I mean how would they know!?
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I try to avoid conflict at all cost unless me or my friends are being screwed over
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I really dont think I have one. Not saying I'm fearless...but not one thing in particular is scary to me....I hate walking into spider webs?
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? No I wrecked my brothers to piss him off
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? The only reality shows I like-----BS Tv (if that counts....its sooo funny), Next (dating show on MTV, I think I've seen everyone) and the inferno....I dont really like road rules or real world anymore, but this seasons inferno is pretty cool.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? dont we all
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? i was cute as can be! until i got older and got a bowl cut :(
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? its not my life
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? who gives a shieeeeeet its burberry!
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? maybe a few times
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? no, not really on my list of things to do
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? pshhh.......I can still remember the song we learned in 5th grade to name all the helping verbs! Oh yes thats cool.. am is are was were be being been have has had do does did shall would should could may might must can could
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Greece Islands. Sometimes I seriously think about just moving there for good, not even joking there.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? not at ALL. Late night tv will be funny once Conan takes over in...2008 is it?
15. CAN YOU SWIM? yessssss
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? put it in last week actually and it bored me, never finished
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? C zone! I hate it! (haha)
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? no i counted once for real!!!!! 241 yeah right tara. It was 1508. It only took me an hour and a half I think
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? not in one million years
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? many a time, will be on one soon boarding to alaska!
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? older brother
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? pencils can die
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? i wouldnt do it
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I hope
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes. Some people tell me it resembles a 4 year olds
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? cats but its a mild allergy, cause some cats dont bother me and some cats only make me a little sneezy, and others try to kill me by just being near me
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U?" 30 min ago
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? apparently, hes had about 7 hit songs since he died
29. DO YOU CRY AT THE WEDDINGS? nOpE
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? over hard. with Ketchup, salt and pepper.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? dumb as rocks...i dunno
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? At Taras house
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? the early am
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? yes
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Its good when I'm drunk or super hungry
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? today
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? baths anyday! i miss them
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? NOOOOOOOOO
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? sometimes
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? sometimes
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? my computer
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? ew
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once......better do it again
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? oh yes!
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? sometimes
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? theyre weird
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? not loud?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? not parts of it. but I blame myself
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? who cares?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? fffffffffff
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? yes
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? piano, not as well as i could once though
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? I took some quarters someone left in this bucket once at the laundromat at the quad.......they shouldnt have left like $20 in quarters!!!!!!
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? never tried
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? oh yes im sorta doing it this week at bonnaroo!
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? occasionally
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? no
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? YES cats evil
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? I guess I mean isnt is depending on the situation?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? white girl cant dance
63.DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? i think 80% of my mistakes result from the fact that I am a terrible procastinator
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? not at ALL nice summer swimming weather
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? pita
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? not often, just on toes
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? yes
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? all of them
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? I have bought a couple things there, not a big fan
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? well that is a hummdinger! I like the Jack Johnson song "Sittin Waitin Wishin", and of course I like Coldplays "Speed of Sound" but I'm a bit mad at Coldplay right now.