An excerpt from a romance novel I recently read.
"Pounding sounds good, too," I said, twisting my hips in an attempt to put his attention where I wanted it. "But afterwards, please. My girl parts want you, Corbin. Badly. As in, right now."
He smiled at the girl parts. "And I want them, too. I look forward to introducing them to my boy parts. But right now, since you are so demanding, my lusty vixen, I will indulge in a light snack just to set the scene for the main course, if you don't mind my mixing metaphors."
Quite possibly one of the most unromantic sex scenes I've ever read.
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I don't particularly feel like writing anything right now. But the last thing I did write was this
Naruto fic. And I got more reviews for it (something I slapped together for my sister) than I do for any LotR thing I actually put effort into writing. Maybe it's a sign??