Ah, a classic returns...

Sep 01, 2006 13:08

I've run this five or six times now, and each time I kept setting Greg's puppy on fire. :( :( Greg doesn't even own a puppy, and never has for as long as I've known him.

I would never set a puppy on fire.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I stole __skyline's purse (-30 points). In July I helped txcaress hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday krazylilgirl and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aztrinity (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5953 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
mmays

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