celebrities suck
So, went to work on the movie set. only got paid 300 bucks to let OWEN WILSON look at my titties for like, 7 takes... then he proceeded to ask for my phone # and if i wanted to go for a hike... then my friends said he even went to the Turtle bay halloween party cause i told him i was going(but i didn't), and he was all bummed i wasn't there and couldn't BELIEVE i was going out with the stupid local guy from blue crush:
owen: what EXACTLY does her boyfriend do?
friend: he's a pro bodyboarder
owen: does she REALLY like him?
friend: yeah, i think so...
friend: oh, he was in the movie blue crush
owen: makes a horrified face
hahahahaha what boobies do to men.....
owen: what EXACTLY does her boyfriend do?
friend: he's a pro bodyboarder
owen: does she REALLY like him?
friend: yeah, i think so...
friend: oh, he was in the movie blue crush
owen: makes a horrified face
hahahahaha what boobies do to men.....