Get Ready...Get Set... GO! PORN BATTLE PROMPT LIST IS UP!
Here it is, fresh from Oxoniensis herself, who was kind enough to forward this to us for a headstart: the official Middleman Porn Battle Prompt List!
An incredible job! I've seen the prompt list for past years, and there hasn't been anything like this amount and variety. Remember this isn't just for writing - it's also for fan art, vids and songs. Since there's just not a lot of images out there for the show, I just did a series re-watch and clipped a ton of images from the DVD for everyone's use. (I won't say I did the best of jobs, because I am SO not artistic, but I tried to get everything I could.) I'm still organizing images by episodes/folders for easy access. When I'm finished, I'll update this entry with the link to the Photobucket account I opened for the purpose.
Here's the submission rules:
ENTRIES ARE DUE by Sunday 7th August 2011 - go for noonish to 1ish Eastern Standard Time. (The organizer is in the UK, FYI, so needs things in by fairly early in her evening to get things tidied up and organized.)
POST TO: [Will update this with the direct entry links when they're posted tomorrow]
WORD COUNT LIMITS: The restriction is simply to make sure each ficlet fits in one comment box. If the story is too long to fit in the comment box, you may post it elsewhere (on any journal or website, but not on a locked post), then post an excerpt and a link in the comments on either the Dreamwidth or Livejournal entry post. If posting directly to the LJ comment box, the word count limit is approximately 750-800 words. If posting directly to the Dreamwidth comment box, the limit is approximately 2,750 words.
Here's the link to the FAQ: http://battle.oxoniensis.org/ This also includes instructions on how you can post your story on Dreamwidth if you do not have a Dreamwidth account or if LJ gets DoSed again.
Are you willing to beta for multi fandoms for fiction and art? Here's the link to the beta form: http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/485344.html or http://oxoniensis.dreamwidth.org/38997.html
AND NOW...THE LIST!
The Middleman, Middleman/Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, connect, bond,
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, aliens, zombies, handcuffs, candy, ice cream, jump, bones, desire, benefits, suits
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, bed creaks, privacy
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, boots, “We're going to have to bury you with your boots on, Dubbie.”
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, boss/boyfriend competition, car maintenance, getting dirty
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, bra, electricity, naked
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, car sex, polishing the Middlemobile
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, corset, chase scene, posing as a hooker
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, date night, pulled muscles, tired
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, disapproving robots, Ida, eye fucking, operating by touch
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, feminist principles, sexual positions, equality, short!Wendy, tall!MM
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, first time, birthday sex
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, foul language, swearing, pillow talk, sentimental
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, fruit juice, messy
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, glowing condom, anti-gravity generator
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, hair braid, surprising talent
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, interlocking bodies, cling
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, jump, need, choice, care,
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, leaking love potion, HQ, pheromones
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, lust, masquerade, heat, sparring, affection, geek, lipstick, spanish, uniform
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, milk drinking, frustration
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, oiled up, nude, stuck in a chimney
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, pregnancy scare, Noser's bed
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, Real-time Situational Recordings, loudest orgasm on record
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, screwing at work, boredom, archive
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, Sensei Ping suggests a position
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, sex toys, vibrators, batteries, unintended use
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, sit like a lady, “Mom threw out all my jeans.”
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, slipping the knots, feigned bondage
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, toys, vibrating panties, wrong remote control
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, tricks learned from prostitutes
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, video games, hands, turn-ons, Gut Wrencher 3 Fetishists Anonymous
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy, submission, inevitable, shattered, starcrossed, impulse, sacrifice, "my hero..."
The Middleman, Middleman/Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, yearn, night, crash, touch, open
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, partner, rely, assist, trouble
The Middleman, Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, pleasure, cold, linger, late
The Middleman, Wendy/Lacey, bffs, work of art, because I care, roleplay
The Middleman, Wendy/Lacey/Noser, why not?, the little things, Thursday drunk
The Middleman, Wendy/Noser, the only girl who gets me, who's the man?
The Middleman, Middleman/Roxie, the opposite of love, unholy
The Middleman, Noser/Lacey, stumped, performative, costumes, cuteness, perfume
The Middleman, Pip/Lacey, contrition, grammar
The Middleman, Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, upside-down, candy, breakfast,
The Middleman, Wendy/Tyler, challenge, family, soulmates, conundrum, secrets
An incredible job! I've seen the prompt list for past years, and there hasn't been anything like this amount and variety. Remember this isn't just for writing - it's also for fan art, vids and songs. Since there's just not a lot of images out there for the show, I just did a series re-watch and clipped a ton of images from the DVD for everyone's use. (I won't say I did the best of jobs, because I am SO not artistic, but I tried to get everything I could.) I'm still organizing images by episodes/folders for easy access. When I'm finished, I'll update this entry with the link to the Photobucket account I opened for the purpose.
Here's the submission rules:
ENTRIES ARE DUE by Sunday 7th August 2011 - go for noonish to 1ish Eastern Standard Time. (The organizer is in the UK, FYI, so needs things in by fairly early in her evening to get things tidied up and organized.)
POST TO: [Will update this with the direct entry links when they're posted tomorrow]
WORD COUNT LIMITS: The restriction is simply to make sure each ficlet fits in one comment box. If the story is too long to fit in the comment box, you may post it elsewhere (on any journal or website, but not on a locked post), then post an excerpt and a link in the comments on either the Dreamwidth or Livejournal entry post. If posting directly to the LJ comment box, the word count limit is approximately 750-800 words. If posting directly to the Dreamwidth comment box, the limit is approximately 2,750 words.
Here's the link to the FAQ: http://battle.oxoniensis.org/ This also includes instructions on how you can post your story on Dreamwidth if you do not have a Dreamwidth account or if LJ gets DoSed again.
Are you willing to beta for multi fandoms for fiction and art? Here's the link to the beta form: http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/485344.html or http://oxoniensis.dreamwidth.org/38997.html
AND NOW...THE LIST!
The Middleman, Middleman/Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, connect, bond,
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, aliens, zombies, handcuffs, candy, ice cream, jump, bones, desire, benefits, suits
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, bed creaks, privacy
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, boots, “We're going to have to bury you with your boots on, Dubbie.”
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, boss/boyfriend competition, car maintenance, getting dirty
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, bra, electricity, naked
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, car sex, polishing the Middlemobile
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, corset, chase scene, posing as a hooker
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, date night, pulled muscles, tired
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, disapproving robots, Ida, eye fucking, operating by touch
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, feminist principles, sexual positions, equality, short!Wendy, tall!MM
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, first time, birthday sex
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, foul language, swearing, pillow talk, sentimental
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, fruit juice, messy
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, glowing condom, anti-gravity generator
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, hair braid, surprising talent
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, interlocking bodies, cling
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, jump, need, choice, care,
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, leaking love potion, HQ, pheromones
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, lust, masquerade, heat, sparring, affection, geek, lipstick, spanish, uniform
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, milk drinking, frustration
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, oiled up, nude, stuck in a chimney
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, pregnancy scare, Noser's bed
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, Real-time Situational Recordings, loudest orgasm on record
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, screwing at work, boredom, archive
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, Sensei Ping suggests a position
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, sex toys, vibrators, batteries, unintended use
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, sit like a lady, “Mom threw out all my jeans.”
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, slipping the knots, feigned bondage
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, toys, vibrating panties, wrong remote control
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, tricks learned from prostitutes
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, video games, hands, turn-ons, Gut Wrencher 3 Fetishists Anonymous
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy, submission, inevitable, shattered, starcrossed, impulse, sacrifice, "my hero..."
The Middleman, Middleman/Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, yearn, night, crash, touch, open
The Middleman, Middleman/Wendy Watson, partner, rely, assist, trouble
The Middleman, Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, pleasure, cold, linger, late
The Middleman, Wendy/Lacey, bffs, work of art, because I care, roleplay
The Middleman, Wendy/Lacey/Noser, why not?, the little things, Thursday drunk
The Middleman, Wendy/Noser, the only girl who gets me, who's the man?
The Middleman, Middleman/Roxie, the opposite of love, unholy
The Middleman, Noser/Lacey, stumped, performative, costumes, cuteness, perfume
The Middleman, Pip/Lacey, contrition, grammar
The Middleman, Tyler Ford/Wendy Watson, upside-down, candy, breakfast,
The Middleman, Wendy/Tyler, challenge, family, soulmates, conundrum, secrets