[Posted April 1, early in the morning]

[deadgirldropout]

Happy Birthday, Usopp!

I'm really glad we landed at an island last night while we were sleeping. I think we were all starting to get cabin fever, and now we can celebrate Usopp's birthday somewhere cool!

I peeked out the window already. Usopp. I'm pretty sure...yeah, there's a sign..it's Chocolate Island.

Comments

[black_hat_cat]

Fortuitous.

[deadgirldropout]

I'm sure they have food other than chocolate too!

...there's something I should probably tell you.

[black_hat_cat]

One hopes. I have nothing against it in moderation, but...

Oh? You don't look worried. Should I be worried?

[deadgirldropout]

If not I'm sure we still have some fish in the aquarium.

I'm not...worried so much as baffled. Maybe you might be worried.

[black_hat_cat]

Handy, that.

...Well, you may as well tell me and get it over with, then.

[deadgirldropout]

I hope they have chickens here, at least, though.

Well I'm not sure exactly how to tell you, as it's...something that I was fairly certain was impossible.

[black_hat_cat]

If you're in the mood for chicken, I believe there's some left over from the last island.

I'm going to warn you preemptively that if you're pregnant I am not even going to pretend to be happy.

[deadgirldropout]

We're almost out, though.

Oh, come on, it's April Fool's Day.

[black_hat_cat]

As man cannot live on confectioneries alone, I'm sure they have chickens or chicken analogues.

Don't do that; you know I don't keep up with holidays.

[deadgirldropout]

It actually looks like a pretty normal place.

Look on the bright side. If I were pregnant there'd only be a 50% chance that it was yours.

[black_hat_cat]

That's good. Normal is good; it's when there's a theme that we run into trouble.

I'd still have to deal with it. Anyway, I have to give you credit for almost getting one over on me.

[deadgirldropout]

Well...I mean. It's still Chocolate Island.

Not necessarily. I could always choose not to keep it.

[black_hat_cat]

Yes, but it's not as bad as it could be.

That's true.

...You know I wouldn't leave you even if you didn't. Right?

[deadgirldropout]

Yeah, that's true. I think it will be a really great place to spend Usopp's birthday, at least.

You mean you wouldn't make me choose.

[black_hat_cat]

Yes, I think so.

I - well, no. ...I've said something wrong, haven't I?

[deadgirldropout]

I hope they have fondue somewhere.

No. You said the right thing, baby. Unexpectedly right. But I'm not getting emotionally invested in it because it doesn't matter.