Untitled [Standalone]

Apr 17, 2008 20:55

Title: Untitled [Standalone]
Author: mm_bray
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gerard/Frank
Disclaimer: As real as Gerard's butt feathers.
Summary: "Ah, my love is like a fat tiny concert, all on a summer's day. I wish my Frank would push me, in his own crazy way..."
Warnings: Homosexuality, mentions of sex, random, and very short.
Authors Notes: I should have posted this on Valentines Day!



On a fluffy and red morning, Gerard sat in a swimming pool. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Frank to love someone with a pink ass?

Boldly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a fat tiny concert, all on a summer's day. I wish my Frank would push me, in his own crazy way..."

"Do you?" Frank sat down beside Gerard and put his hand on Gerard's nipple. "I think that could be arranged."

Gerard gasped lovely. "But what about my pink ass?"

"I like it," Frank said unfortunately. "I think it's frozen."

They came together and their kiss was the sound of his moan which sounded like a magical unicorn that flew away.

"I love you," Gerard said quickly.

"I love you too," Frank replied and pushed him.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived patiently ever after.

Wayy too random. Comments please?

unicorns

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