Something random
This is cheesy -- yes, I have entered the cheesy realm. Maybe it's just me getting old and sentimental. Maybe it's the fact that I'm bored. Okay, it's really just the bored factor. But, I thought this was cute and wanted to share it. I added my comments in bold. XDDD <3333
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. Especially if you are Yuuki. Then you get to smex up Kaname.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. Just watch out for dog poop.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Hate is such a strong word... I prefer to waste my time throwing rocks at those bastards who fucking piss me off. Or maybe just running them off the road. XDDD
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. Touch being the operative word here. Touch your friends today!!!! Just beware of law suits.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month. LMAO!!!! Funny. Just funny.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. They don't know who they are talking to here...
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. Hmmm... so you are telling me to wipe my snot on someone else's shirt sleeve?
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. No way if he's really a man. God is definitely a woman.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. Way too late for that shit -- but I do have a 401K now...
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. Or Kaname. Or ZeroxKaname. Especially ZeroxKaname. Even KanamexYuukixZero. OT3 FTW!!!!
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. Deep shit, yo.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. I, personally, don't have to worry about this.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. True.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. Whoa... this is so very true. If you have something to hide ummm.... what's really going on there????
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. She must have extremely dry eyes.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. So does reading some good manga -- it let's you escape!
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful. Including boyfriends. XD
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. Yuuki needs to learn this lesson.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else. This makes me want to go down a slip-n-slide! <3
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer. Saying no is so fucking boring.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special. As long as it yours and not someone elses.... O_o
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow. Especially when it comes to alcoholic beverages. ^_^
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. Ummm... purple is so in season right now.... Wearing purple doesn't make you eccentric. Wearing a red spedo out in public down a crowded city street with thigh high boots and a fur coat is eccentric...
24. The most important sex organ is the brain. Yea -- b/c when you are Rido you can make people come with a single thought. Mind wanders to Rido orgies. XDDD
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you. Word.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?' This is very very true. Something that matters now may not have any sort of impact on you in 5 minutes, 5 days, 5 years...
27. Always choose life. Zero!!!! Take heed of this! PlzKThx!
28. Forgive everyone everything. Errrr.... LOL! Forgive maybe, but it's hard to forget.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business. ROTFL!!! I simply don't give a shit what other people think of me. Why would I waste my time caring?
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time. Time and sex. XD
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. That was a complete mood killer. Are you saying that every good situation will change for the worse????
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. Haha! I was never really under the impression that anyone took me seriously anyways. =3
33. Believe in miracles. I do.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do. Some of this is sounding repetitive... I think the writer is running out of ideas...
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. This is strangely like RENT... "Forget regret..."
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young. Maybe... depends on the quality of life.
37. Your children get only one childhood. Once again -- don't have any.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. Awwwww -- YuMe!!!!!!
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. Or inside Kaname's pants...
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back. LMAO! This is a funny mental image to me. ^^;
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. But, I envy Yuuki.... ^^;
42. The best is yet to come. For sure! Especially in VK -- I think it's going to get really good!
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. Unless you're puking. Then don't.
44. Yield. To animals and hot vampires.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. But, wouldn't it be awesome to find Kaname and Zero on your bed with a bow. Only a bow?