Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I gave
kissmycass a kidney (1000 points). In February I gave
difficultkim a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I pulled over and changed
mamanaflores's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I bought porn for
la_mechanique (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1326 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
mlmnttlkr