nobody reads on reading days.
Okay, that's a lie. I don't read on reading days. I sleep until noon and go shopping. It's quite the fabulous little system I've developed.
Too many people are done with their finals. These are people I most likely do not care for. However, do not feel bad because there are many people I do not like. Because I'm in such a great mood right now I feel it would be appropriate to list these types of people in an orderly list. They include:
Those who ask me random questions and expect me to not be confused/want to make fun of them.
Those who lie incessantly through their teeth in order to make themselves sound better. "You are see-through," to quote somebody (not so) old, but very wise.
Dog@$$ professors who are out to get their students.
Dog@$$ professors who are just plain dog@$$es.
The one and only dog@$$.
Those who wear just a sweater when it's 26 degrees out. Actually, I don't know this person, but she's obviously stupid and I cannot handle stupidity.
Those who are afraid of eating a basic food from the recommended food pyramid.
Those whose clothing regularly reflects that of a past decade.
Those who make fun of me for not having a stapler.
That is all I have. Perhaps one day I'll come up with a (shorter) list of people I do like. Later dudes...
Too many people are done with their finals. These are people I most likely do not care for. However, do not feel bad because there are many people I do not like. Because I'm in such a great mood right now I feel it would be appropriate to list these types of people in an orderly list. They include:
Those who ask me random questions and expect me to not be confused/want to make fun of them.
Those who lie incessantly through their teeth in order to make themselves sound better. "You are see-through," to quote somebody (not so) old, but very wise.
Dog@$$ professors who are out to get their students.
Dog@$$ professors who are just plain dog@$$es.
The one and only dog@$$.
Those who wear just a sweater when it's 26 degrees out. Actually, I don't know this person, but she's obviously stupid and I cannot handle stupidity.
Those who are afraid of eating a basic food from the recommended food pyramid.
Those whose clothing regularly reflects that of a past decade.
Those who make fun of me for not having a stapler.
That is all I have. Perhaps one day I'll come up with a (shorter) list of people I do like. Later dudes...