totally stealing from lordhellebore
ABC meme
The Letter A
Are you available? -- Always, also when I'm in relationships.
What is your age? -- 33
What annoys you? - Everything.
The Letter B
Do you live in a big house? -- No.
When is your birthday? -- 01.12.78
The Letter C
What's your favorite candy? -- Smartees
Who's your crush? -- C'mon, you know.
When was the last time you cried? -- A few weeks ago.
The Letter D
Do you daydream? -- Yes.
What's your favorite kind of dog? -- Snoop Doggy Dogg
What day of the week is it? -- Tirsdaeg
The Letter E
How do you like your eggs? -- Fried, with cheese.
Have you ever been in the emergency room? -- Plenty
What's the easiest thing ever to do? -- Act like an idiot.
The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane? -- Yes.
Do you use fly swatters? -- Nah.
Have you ever used a foghorn? -- No.
The Letter G
Do you chew gum? -- Occasionally
Are you a giver or a taker? -- Giver.
Do you like gummy sweets? -- Whassat?
The Letter H
How are you? -- Not drunk. That's a problem.
What's your height? -- 5'9"
What color is your hair? -- Dark brown.
The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream? -- Strawberry
Have you ever ice skated? -- No.
Do you play an instrument? -- Guitar, poorly.
The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean? -- Black. Like my soul.
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? -- Nothing is funny. Everything is black!!
Do you wear jewellery? -- Necklaces.
The Letter K
Do you want kids? -- Yes
Where did you have kindergarten? -- MD and FL
The Letter L
Are you laid back? -- Usually.
Do you lie? -- When necessary.
When was your last kiss? -- A couple months ago.
The Letter M
What's your favorite movie? -- Cannibal Holocaust
Do you like mangos? -- Never had them..
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname? -- Sir.
What's your favorite number? -- 3.
Do you prefer night over day? -- I like the night. I am a creature of the night...!!
The Letter O
What's your one wish? -- Health.
Are you an only child? -- Yes.
Do you wish this was over? -- Sure.
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about? -- Everything.
What are your pet peeves? -- People who press charges.
What's a personality trait you look for in people? -- Lack of mental stability.
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote? BAZINGA! - Sheldon
Does time seem to pass quickly or slowly? Depends.
Are you quick to judge people? Yes.
The Letter R
Do you think you're always right? -- Obviously.
Do you watch reality tv? -- Does wishing TBBT, Doctor Who and Dexter were real count?
What's a good reason to cry? -- What's NOT?
The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain? -- Sun.
Do you like snow? -- Only to look at, so no, not really.
What's your favorite season? -- Autumn.
The Letter T
What time is it? -- Same time it was this time yesterday.
What time did you wake up? -- Noon.
When was the last time you slept in a tent? -- Never,
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear? -- No, I am naked and fondling myself.
Do you prefer underwear or thongs? -- Underwear
Underwear or boxers? -- Boxers
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie? -- I like them all if prepared right.
Where do you want to go on vacation? -- Germany, Ireland
Where was your last vacation to? -- Vacation? What's that?
The Letter W
What's your worst habit? -- Breathing.
What are you wearing? -- Thor's Hammer, BAZINGA! shirt, jeans, boxers, socks.
Where do you live? -- MA
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray? -- Regularly.
Have you seen the x-games? -- Is that some kind of porno movie?
Do you own a xylophone? -- No.
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow? -- I like The King in Yellow. A good story.
What year were you born in? -- 1978
What's one thing you yearn for? -- YOU.
The Letter Z
What's your zodiac sign? -- Sagittarius in Sun, Moon, Mars and Mercury, Taurus rising, Venus in Scorpio.
Do you believe in the zodiac? -- If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you want.
What's your favorite zoo animal? -- Zoos are animal cruelty.
The Letter A
Are you available? -- Always, also when I'm in relationships.
What is your age? -- 33
What annoys you? - Everything.
The Letter B
Do you live in a big house? -- No.
When is your birthday? -- 01.12.78
The Letter C
What's your favorite candy? -- Smartees
Who's your crush? -- C'mon, you know.
When was the last time you cried? -- A few weeks ago.
The Letter D
Do you daydream? -- Yes.
What's your favorite kind of dog? -- Snoop Doggy Dogg
What day of the week is it? -- Tirsdaeg
The Letter E
How do you like your eggs? -- Fried, with cheese.
Have you ever been in the emergency room? -- Plenty
What's the easiest thing ever to do? -- Act like an idiot.
The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane? -- Yes.
Do you use fly swatters? -- Nah.
Have you ever used a foghorn? -- No.
The Letter G
Do you chew gum? -- Occasionally
Are you a giver or a taker? -- Giver.
Do you like gummy sweets? -- Whassat?
The Letter H
How are you? -- Not drunk. That's a problem.
What's your height? -- 5'9"
What color is your hair? -- Dark brown.
The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream? -- Strawberry
Have you ever ice skated? -- No.
Do you play an instrument? -- Guitar, poorly.
The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean? -- Black. Like my soul.
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? -- Nothing is funny. Everything is black!!
Do you wear jewellery? -- Necklaces.
The Letter K
Do you want kids? -- Yes
Where did you have kindergarten? -- MD and FL
The Letter L
Are you laid back? -- Usually.
Do you lie? -- When necessary.
When was your last kiss? -- A couple months ago.
The Letter M
What's your favorite movie? -- Cannibal Holocaust
Do you like mangos? -- Never had them..
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname? -- Sir.
What's your favorite number? -- 3.
Do you prefer night over day? -- I like the night. I am a creature of the night...!!
The Letter O
What's your one wish? -- Health.
Are you an only child? -- Yes.
Do you wish this was over? -- Sure.
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about? -- Everything.
What are your pet peeves? -- People who press charges.
What's a personality trait you look for in people? -- Lack of mental stability.
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote? BAZINGA! - Sheldon
Does time seem to pass quickly or slowly? Depends.
Are you quick to judge people? Yes.
The Letter R
Do you think you're always right? -- Obviously.
Do you watch reality tv? -- Does wishing TBBT, Doctor Who and Dexter were real count?
What's a good reason to cry? -- What's NOT?
The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain? -- Sun.
Do you like snow? -- Only to look at, so no, not really.
What's your favorite season? -- Autumn.
The Letter T
What time is it? -- Same time it was this time yesterday.
What time did you wake up? -- Noon.
When was the last time you slept in a tent? -- Never,
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear? -- No, I am naked and fondling myself.
Do you prefer underwear or thongs? -- Underwear
Underwear or boxers? -- Boxers
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie? -- I like them all if prepared right.
Where do you want to go on vacation? -- Germany, Ireland
Where was your last vacation to? -- Vacation? What's that?
The Letter W
What's your worst habit? -- Breathing.
What are you wearing? -- Thor's Hammer, BAZINGA! shirt, jeans, boxers, socks.
Where do you live? -- MA
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray? -- Regularly.
Have you seen the x-games? -- Is that some kind of porno movie?
Do you own a xylophone? -- No.
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow? -- I like The King in Yellow. A good story.
What year were you born in? -- 1978
What's one thing you yearn for? -- YOU.
The Letter Z
What's your zodiac sign? -- Sagittarius in Sun, Moon, Mars and Mercury, Taurus rising, Venus in Scorpio.
Do you believe in the zodiac? -- If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you want.
What's your favorite zoo animal? -- Zoos are animal cruelty.