Ringing in the New Year, here's a story that
pretty much sums up Florida entirely.
Right below that story is
this one about a guy being put in critical condition from trying to steal $3 worth of copper wire. The epic-Florida thing about it? Another man had tried doing so earlier and had died.
eta: Also
this. A 15 year old guy and his 11 year old gf (yes, ELEVEN) set the girl's mother on fire, apparently sparked (har har) by a row over
some smokes. Reading the comments, you'll learn that there is a chick who claims she knows these people, and that the mother is a drunk, drug addict and sexual molester.
I have my doubts, she looks perfectly healthy to me.
And here's the 11 year old girl:
HOTTTTTTTtttt. What man wouldn't kill for her?
The other two stories have plenty of mugshot goodness too. I can't find a pic of the bf, unfortunately. I bet he's a hell of a looker too.
It's a Florida trifecta.