DAMN RIGHT
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for waterstrider (-10 points). In April I gave maybe_memories6 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I punched masculist in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-801 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mlfoley
Porn for friends? Ruling countries (but to be fair, I could never be a cruel and heartless dictator. I just don't have it in me)? Shooting motherfucking punks in LA? Damn right. My plan to bring back the Dead Rabbits is clearly in full effect this year.
And yeah, I punched masculist. For being a whiney bitch - AGAIN.
I don't do wet willies though. Sry. :(