I can now say I've been to a NASCAR event
Dear Hippies:
Give up now. It's all over. There is nothing you can ever do to save the planet. Ever. You can recycle all you want and wear your hemp clothes, buy your organic foods and use your solar paneling. It won't make a lick of difference. NASCAR is anally raping your Mother Earth with a screaming, rubber-burning stock car with an aluminum can condom.
Sincerely,
You Know Who
P.S. I don't believe there's enough soap to wash NASCAR off me.
P.P.S. I'm taking eight ibuprofen, the daily recommended allotment, all in one go. No, I don't care if I destroy my liver. I hurt that much.
P.P.P.S. NASCAR sure does love it some foot long corn dogs - the bastards.
Give up now. It's all over. There is nothing you can ever do to save the planet. Ever. You can recycle all you want and wear your hemp clothes, buy your organic foods and use your solar paneling. It won't make a lick of difference. NASCAR is anally raping your Mother Earth with a screaming, rubber-burning stock car with an aluminum can condom.
Sincerely,
You Know Who
P.S. I don't believe there's enough soap to wash NASCAR off me.
P.P.S. I'm taking eight ibuprofen, the daily recommended allotment, all in one go. No, I don't care if I destroy my liver. I hurt that much.
P.P.P.S. NASCAR sure does love it some foot long corn dogs - the bastards.