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LoudTwitter took a beating and sent today's tweets:
- @ Jon_Favreau Thank you! I appreciate your hard work. #
- @ herrea Bonus points for you! Any plans? #
- Can I be a sleep zombie? Instead of brains, I crave sleep. I'll be a slow shuffling zombie in search of unsuspecting beds. #
- @ herrea No. My co-worker's husband is working tons of over-time trying to get it done. Go to Sea World. #
- My overloaded brain is rebelling. Nothing else will go in. #
- What's read and white on the outside but gray and white on the inside? Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup! #
- What games do elephants like to play the most? Squash. #
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch. #
- Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? So they can jump out and stomp on people. #
- Why do elephants stomp on people? That is how they play squash. #
- @ Jon_Favreau LOL! That made my day. #
- @ filmutopia The first jokes I can remember REALLY laughing hard at were elephant jokes. I still find them oddly hysterical. #
- I'm sorry you have a high GPA, white, great SAT scores, you can't afford to go to college. Good job! McDonalds will love you. #
- @ filmutopia You are absolutely wonderful. Thank you for the song! It made me laugh. #
- @ _Irene_Adler I love k.d. lang. Her voice is beautiful. #