Mother of all Benders.
Ok, so now we all know im not a juvenile anymore but last weekend clearly me and the chaps tried to re-live that hard-core drinking of days gone past. To start the games of we were at Carnivore on Thursday for the Redykullas event. got there a bit late but stood by the bar and drank and watched the lameness that Redykullas is now. They tried but for me it just wasnt working out, perhaps if we came on time for our reserved seats (yes reserved, theres a bit of jang in everyone) but anyhhooo it just wasnt funny. On to the good times after the show, plenty of chickas in the house all friendly and what-not. In the midst of all this is heavy shots going on amongst guys. so anyway one of the lovelies who happens to be a DJ with Code Red swung us guys invites for this hang at Zebra Lounge it was invite only apparently.
Anyway that was Thursday, come friday im called just as i get home and ordered to Tamasha coz my guy has been locked out of the house (he forgot his keys and the madam wasnt in or anywhere near. so i go to Tamtam and as i fika (literally) im told the plan has changed to Tamambo... wonder why? This is weird but what the hell. Get to tamambo and i find our resident hard man holding court with a former model and another who could have been mind you... the guy had been there since lunch and its now 6 thate. swing into action pints all over, bitings, good times all over. then the shoto's start. Then caning each other as guys try to outdo each other in checkos and limaing each other. basically we were a basic nuisance in the place, not to mention other random pals were there at other tables. by midnite we are 7 chaps and 2 aforemention babes. One chaps runs to the car, gets a Mugithi cd hands it over to the bartender and tells the chap, Number 3 onwards. crazy i tell you. at this point even the bartenders are enjoying sana... mind you Tamambo is a laid back place for cocktails and corporate dinners, that sort of crowd. From there of Rezorus. Now, as anyone can attest this place is a place you land from 1am onwards and you gotta be buzzing. young things all over, moving like all they do is practice what they see on The Beat, H2O, Xtreme etc music shows on TV. One chap had never been there before and almost lost his goddamn mind. an hour or 2 (?) later, we are off to SoHo's. More insanity prevails. by the time i was leaving at about 5am i left my pal behind the bar pouring shotos of Nordic Ice to random babes.
Saturday: Ressurect at the self at about 3:30pm, off to Hillock and kula some meat. by 6 i realize that the system had lied and i need to sleep some more. so off home and sleep till about 10, whereupon i go to Maggies for my pals function/hang. Find some other mates there with a bottle of the Captain (Morgan) and a Jameson. Sip on some of this as i wonder where my pals is, kumbe the chap has left this thing and gone to Runda coz theres another hang there apparently full of babes. who am i to chill? Off to runda as well. Walk into this hang and the chile ratio is easily 6:1 to guys. all hot. SERIOUSLY. And the mzee of the house is a serious guy of bevs. all pints available but the mzee has a special place in his heart for guys of the whisk. youngsters were given Johnny and told not to karibia senior chaps. coz we were siping Glenfiddich...lemme tell ya thats a nice teenager that one. here we are only 2 out of the 7 chaps of before coz everyone else is hurting so severely from the night before, so warfare was down to a minimum. now me and my guy remember the DJ's hang at Zebra at 4am. so we go. stupid huh? we land Zebra as the hang is winding down but the level of babes is still rather high (good things about invite only) full of celebs and radio guys. more fun ensues, coupla shotos and other assorted nonsense.
get home at 5:30am again, mind you in the last 4-5 months ive not made it past 2am at all.
Sum total of numbers gathered-5
New friends made: Lord knows, but its gonna be a fun coupla months.
Sunday: 2 chaps call me to Taidy's the new one in Nai for a recap. i had exactly one beer before i gave up for the weekend.
And now i realize im not 24 anymore.
Anyway that was Thursday, come friday im called just as i get home and ordered to Tamasha coz my guy has been locked out of the house (he forgot his keys and the madam wasnt in or anywhere near. so i go to Tamtam and as i fika (literally) im told the plan has changed to Tamambo... wonder why? This is weird but what the hell. Get to tamambo and i find our resident hard man holding court with a former model and another who could have been mind you... the guy had been there since lunch and its now 6 thate. swing into action pints all over, bitings, good times all over. then the shoto's start. Then caning each other as guys try to outdo each other in checkos and limaing each other. basically we were a basic nuisance in the place, not to mention other random pals were there at other tables. by midnite we are 7 chaps and 2 aforemention babes. One chaps runs to the car, gets a Mugithi cd hands it over to the bartender and tells the chap, Number 3 onwards. crazy i tell you. at this point even the bartenders are enjoying sana... mind you Tamambo is a laid back place for cocktails and corporate dinners, that sort of crowd. From there of Rezorus. Now, as anyone can attest this place is a place you land from 1am onwards and you gotta be buzzing. young things all over, moving like all they do is practice what they see on The Beat, H2O, Xtreme etc music shows on TV. One chap had never been there before and almost lost his goddamn mind. an hour or 2 (?) later, we are off to SoHo's. More insanity prevails. by the time i was leaving at about 5am i left my pal behind the bar pouring shotos of Nordic Ice to random babes.
Saturday: Ressurect at the self at about 3:30pm, off to Hillock and kula some meat. by 6 i realize that the system had lied and i need to sleep some more. so off home and sleep till about 10, whereupon i go to Maggies for my pals function/hang. Find some other mates there with a bottle of the Captain (Morgan) and a Jameson. Sip on some of this as i wonder where my pals is, kumbe the chap has left this thing and gone to Runda coz theres another hang there apparently full of babes. who am i to chill? Off to runda as well. Walk into this hang and the chile ratio is easily 6:1 to guys. all hot. SERIOUSLY. And the mzee of the house is a serious guy of bevs. all pints available but the mzee has a special place in his heart for guys of the whisk. youngsters were given Johnny and told not to karibia senior chaps. coz we were siping Glenfiddich...lemme tell ya thats a nice teenager that one. here we are only 2 out of the 7 chaps of before coz everyone else is hurting so severely from the night before, so warfare was down to a minimum. now me and my guy remember the DJ's hang at Zebra at 4am. so we go. stupid huh? we land Zebra as the hang is winding down but the level of babes is still rather high (good things about invite only) full of celebs and radio guys. more fun ensues, coupla shotos and other assorted nonsense.
get home at 5:30am again, mind you in the last 4-5 months ive not made it past 2am at all.
Sum total of numbers gathered-5
New friends made: Lord knows, but its gonna be a fun coupla months.
Sunday: 2 chaps call me to Taidy's the new one in Nai for a recap. i had exactly one beer before i gave up for the weekend.
And now i realize im not 24 anymore.