Oct 04, 2006 23:10
A COMPLETE LACK OF SELF-CONTROL!!!
Honestly people, do you really think there is enough logical, hard evidence to support some mysterious "river killer"?! Give me a fuckin' break, yeah it's completely tragic that so many college men have died in the river; but let's face the facts:
- Each man was DRUNK
- Each man had just come from a BAR or PARTY
- Each man was COLLEGE AGE
Let's answer this equation:
DRUNK + RIVER = DROWNING
Instead of wasting our time hyping up a river killer theory, let's put some effort into solving the real problem: college people abusing alcohol and going places that no drunk person should be. It's that simple, stop drinking yourself to the point where you're stupid enough to go play in the river.
WHEN there is impiracle evidence of some other cause for these deaths, I will change my view, but until then, STOP BEING STUPID WITH ALCOHOL AT THE RIVER!!!